The end and well done (Mystery for adults)
Jokes-riddles, who knows their solutions? (trick riddles for adults)
There used to be a magazine called "Murzilka"
It contains riddles and pictures.
We tried to solve
But they are ambiguous.
I will remember them for you,
Try to figure it out.
(1)
To stroke the front,
You need to lick from behind.
What is this? Who among you knows
Can you name it quickly?
(2)
The hair is branching around
Sausage in the middle
What is this, brothers?
What's it called?
(3)
Black on top, red inside,
The way you put it in, it’s so wonderful!
What do you know?
Then call me quickly!
(4)
Body touched body
A hair fell on a hair,
The dark thing has happened,
The moment of pleasure has arrived.
What came to mind, answer?
Help the adults, children!
(5)
Now cold, now hot,
Is it hanging or standing...
Everyone knows, it's no secret
Who will give the correct answer?
(6)
In the middle of the room stood
And beckoned, barked:
"Why are you looking at me,
Take off your clothes - I’m yours!”
You know her well
After all, you trust yourself to her.
(7)
There are guys who are daring
They climb into the genital cracks,
Even though they are playful,
But we couldn't live without them.
(8)
red head,
He climbs into the hole deftly.
Could this be the case?
You'll figure it out soon.
(9)
Take it into your own hands
Squeeze him tightly
It will instantly become elastic
And hard as a turnip!
The answer is interesting
And it is useful to know it.
(10)
I take it with both hands
I put it between my legs
Snuggled up with pleasure
I'm flying! Believe me.
Funny riddles with a trick for adults
The riddles are all simple,
You have the power to solve them.
Think, answer,
Children knew them before!
Here are the riddles from "Murzilka"
No clues in the picture.
I have to figure it out myself
Surprise everyone with the answer.
(1)
Just back and forth,
Oh, how nice it is for me.
What could it be?
Help me solve the mystery.
(2)
In a dark room with you,
And on a white sheet,
Worldly pleasure
Two hours for you and me.
Pleasure, no question -
And the answer to the riddle is simple!
(3)
Just remember him a little,
It will become hard like potatoes.
Men should know everything
They have been doing this since childhood.
(4)
She lies on her back
Nobody needs it
Leaning against the wall,
She instantly draws you to her.
Embracing her figure,
You'll reach for the skies.
Everyone knows about the answer,
Who will solve the riddle?
(5)
Finally there is a riddle -
It starts with the letter "X"
Dangling between my legs
Tell me the answer quickly
My poem ends.
The ability to solve mysteries has always been considered a confirmation of a person's wisdom and intelligence. Therefore, since ancient times, riddles have been very popular view folk art. They help to think about various topics and events, develop logic and intelligence.
Ancient riddles - source folk wisdom, and modern riddles are more fun and entertaining. Guessing riddles is a very interesting activity that is loved not only by children, but also by adults. Everyone is happy to find the correct answer and guess for themselves what the riddle is about.
Everyone knows very well about the benefits of riddles, especially for young children. After all, they train memory and help develop imagination.
What is the difference between simple funny riddles and funny riddles with a trick? In order to guess a simple riddle Most often it is enough to use your wits and draw an analogy.
However, to give the correct answer to a riddle with a trick, you should think carefully and take your time, since basically the answer contains a certain trick. And it is quite possible that the answer will differ significantly from the first answer that comes to mind.
Children's funny riddles with answers (examples)
Elementary but funny riddles will help the child get acquainted with the world and phenomena around him, and teach him simple everyday truths. Finding the correct answer to a riddle is much more interesting than reading a textbook or boring advice from adults.
Often, riddles make children want to read books, communicate more, and generally explore the world. Therefore, funny riddles on different topics will arouse great interest in the child.
Examples of funny riddles:
Children's funny riddles with a trick (examples with answers)
Children love riddles with a trick because the answers make everyone laugh. After all, the answer to such a riddle is usually very unexpected. Good fun At children's parties there will be funny and playful riddles with a funny twist.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick:
Funny riddles for children with answers
Children really like riddles in the form of rhymes. The clue in such riddles is at the end of the rhyme in the form of a rhyme.
The child says the answer without even delving into the essence of the riddle. However, the solution turns out to be different, not rhymed. After realizing their mistake, children usually laugh and have fun, still trying to guess the correct answer.
Examples of trick riddles for children:
Adult funny riddles with a trick and vulgar with answers
While relaxing with friends, you can laugh and ask each other witty riddles. This will help make the meeting fun and not boring. After all, funny riddles contain not only a funny question, but also an interesting and extraordinary answer.
Examples of funny riddles with a trick for adults:
Examples of vulgar riddles for adults:
Complex logic riddles with answers
To train your brain for attentiveness and intelligence, you should solve logical riddles.
Examples of logic riddles:
- what is at rest all the time, even when going up or down a mountain? (road);
- Who can light a match underwater without much effort? (sailor in a submarine);
- What do the numbers 69 and 88 have in common? (if you turn them over they will look the same);
- Is it possible to get a coin that a person dropped into tea without getting your fingers wet? (possible if the tea is not brewed);
- what clock does it show? right time only twice a day? (broken).
The process of asking riddles is an entertaining and not boring pastime. Riddles help children learn about everything around them, develop imagination and creativity. And adults really like to find answers to original and tricky questions. Therefore, riddles always arouse interest among both children and adults.
And a little more interesting riddles is in the next video.
Each of us has loved solving riddles since childhood. And if they are also funny and cool, then the joy is doubled. But you have to “rack your brains” over logical riddles with a trick. But still, this is a great option to have fun both at home during the holiday and at corporate party, and just in friendly company. They are also suitable for holding competitions.
And in today’s selection you will find many funny, cheerful and cool riddles with a trick, simple and difficult for adults with answers. Have an interesting time!
What is the most expensive coffee in the world?
Funny riddles with a trick with answers
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers cannot solve them)
You are sitting on an airplane, there is a horse in front of you, and a car behind you. Where are you located?
(On the carousel)
Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(This is the Pope)
One hundred heads and a ton of copper.
(Brass band)
With a mustache, big, carrying hares. What is this?
(Trolleybus)
1 eye, 1 horn, but not a rhinoceros.
(A cow peeks out from around the corner)
Which hand is better to stir tea?
(It is better to stir the tea with a spoon)
What does a watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat?
(sleeping)
What could be bigger than an elephant and at the same time weightless?
(Elephant's shadow)
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
(An elephant can have fleas, but a flea cannot have elephants)
Earrings for simpletons?
(Noodles)
What living creature can easily change its head?
(Louse)
What is the best age for a child?
(When you no longer lead him by the hand, and he still doesn’t lead you by the nose)
It shines, but does not heat.
(15 years of strict regime)
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
(Greedy beef)
The most expensive coffee in the world?
(Coffee spilled on laptop keyboard)
What is the sapper's least favorite phrase?
(One leg here, one leg there)
For a wise man there are a thousand mysteries around, for a fool or a half-knowledgeable person - everything is clear.
Indian proverb
What should you do when you see a green man?
Funny logic riddles with a trick with answers
These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third one?
(Piggy)
This is given to us three times. The first two times are free. But for the third one you will have to pay.
(Teeth)
What's the difference between a priest and a Volga?
(Pop is father, and Volga is mother)
- Is this red?
- No, black.
- Why is she white now?
- Because it’s still green.
What are we talking about?
(About black currant)
The geese went to water in single file (one after the other).
One goose looked forward - there were 17 heads in front of him. He looked back and there were 42 paws behind him.
How many geese went to water?
(39. 17 ahead, 21 behind, and the goose itself, which was turning its head)
A man bought apples for 5 rubles per piece, but sold them for 3 rubles per piece.
After some time, he became a millionaire. How did he do this?
(He was a billionaire)
Why did Lenin wear boots and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground)
Under what condition do 3 boys and 2 girls, 4 adults, 1 dog and 1 cat not get wet by standing under just 1 umbrella?
(Assuming it doesn't rain)
An old woman was carrying 50 eggs to the market, and the bottom fell out. How many eggs are left? (Pronounce “a bottom” as “one”)
(Everyone crashed as the bottom fell out)
How to jump from a twenty-meter ladder without breaking?
(Jump from the first step, or, for the brave and dexterous, from the second or third)
Ivan walked to Moscow and went to the mill. There are 4 windows, on each window there are 4 cats. Each cat has 4 kittens, and each kitten has 4 mice. How many legs are there in total?
(Ivan has two legs, the rest are paws)
funny difficult riddles with a trick with answers
A word of 4 letters is given, but it can also be written with 3 letters.
Usually you can write it in 6 letters and then in 5 letters.
Originally it contained 8 letters, and occasionally consists of 7 letters.
(“Given”, “it”, “usually”, “then”, “born”, “occasionally”)
What kind of bird do you need to pluck the feathers from so that you get morning, day, evening, and night at once?
(Day)
You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you left, but in fact you entered.
(Shirt)
What is the longest word in the Russian language?
(The Lay of Igor's Campaign)
Two legs are on three legs, and the fourth is in the teeth. Then four ran up and ran away with one. They shouted two on three and three on four. But four screamed and ran away with one.
(A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle)
Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed equals sixty four. What about the tongue in the cube?
(Language in Cuba is Spanish)
The boy Petya’s mother works as a cook at school, and his father works at a meat processing plant. Question: what is the weight of the boy Petya?
(Excess)
They don’t burn on their own, but you still have to extinguish them.
(Debts)
What happens if you combine Microsoft and iPhone?
(MicroPhone)
There is a rich house and a poor one. They are burning. Which house will the police extinguish?
(Police don't put out fires, firemen put out fires)
Crossroads. Traffic light. KAMAZ, a cart and a motorcyclist are standing and waiting for the green light. The yellow light came on and the KAMAZ accelerated. The horse got scared and bit the motorcyclist's ear. Like a traffic accident, but who broke the rules?
(Motorcyclist - he was not wearing a helmet)
The first man is the owner of the precious stones,
The second person is the master of love,
The third person is the owner of the shovel,
The fourth person is the owner of the big stick.
Who are they?
(Kings in a deck of cards)
Russian people have always been a mystery to foreigners.
Boris Polevoy
Fun riddles with a trick with answers
The most famous semiconductor?
(Susanin)
What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Beginner climber)
What are the similarities between a motorcyclist and a chicken?
(Both sit down and rush)
How to find Lenin Square?
(You need to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin)
Why does the rooster sing so much?
(Because he has ten wives and not a single mother-in-law)
Why doesn't the horse eat chocolate?
(And who will give it to her?!)
Which plant knows everything?
(Horseradish)
Who was the first traffic cop in Rus'?
(Nightingale the Robber)
What is the fear of Santa Claus coming called?
(Claustrophobia)
Between two luminaries I sit alone.
(Nose)
Maybe I'm a fool, but it feels so good to be stuffed.
(Stomach)
What do milk and a hedgehog have in common?
(Both can collapse)
“It’s an eternal mystery how the same woman drives a man crazy over and over again.”
What is 90-60-90?
Funny riddles for girls and women with a trick
Small, wrinkled, is there in every woman?
(Highlight)
What is 90-60-90?
(Driving past a traffic cop)
Before calling a woman a “bunny,” what should a man check?
(Make sure he has enough "cabbage")
What is the difference between a women's dormitory and a men's dormitory?
(In the women's dormitory, dishes are washed after meals, and in the men's dormitory - before)
Husband getting ready for work:
- Honey, clean my jacket.
Wife:
“I’ve already cleaned it.”
- And the trousers?
- I cleaned it too.
- And the boots?
What did the wife answer?
(Do boots have pockets?)
The name of the first woman in the world to master an aircraft.
(Baba Yaga)
The girl could not sleep at night. She twisted and turned, but nothing could help. Suddenly she picked up the phone and called somewhere. And after that she was able to sleep peacefully. Why exactly after the call could she fall asleep?
(In the next apartment, a neighbor was snoring very heavily. She called him and woke him up. Then she fell asleep)
Both capricious and stubborn, in kindergarten doesn't want...
(Daughter, not mom)
What's not in a woman's handbag?
(About)
What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
(Platform shoes)
A gift for my husband from the resort.
(Horns)
How many shoes does a woman need to be “completely happy”?
(One more pair than she already has)
In this video there are other tricky, funny and cool riddles with a trick. Try to guess!
Riddles for adults
With humor :)
1. There’s a board in your teeth, there’s melancholy in your eyes.
(The man fell into the village aftershock.)
2. Everyone is fucked, but only one can ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)
3. Everyone gets a ride, but one gets fucked.
(The husband was hit by a trolleybus.)
4. Everyone is fucked, no one is allowed to ride.
(The trolleybus fell off the bridge.)
5. A boy and a girl were doing something in the grass in "E".
(They ate strawberries.)
6. How many blacks does it take to bury a person?
(Five. Four are carrying the coffin, and the fifth is walking in front with a tape recorder.)
7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What is THIS?
(Internet.)
8. Crawling downhill, running uphill.
(Snot.)
9. The woman is standing on the floor, her hole slightly open.
(Stove.)
10. He will stand up and reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)
11. The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can get punched in the face.)
12. What can't you eat for breakfast?
(Lunch and dinner.)
13. Without arms, without legs, jump on a woman!
(Yoke.)
14. Does he jump deftly and eat carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)
15. Who doesn’t get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)
16. It’s not a rooster, but it’s singing, it’s not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is it?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
17. One wheel with a thousand wings - what is it?
(A wheelbarrow with manure.)
18. What is it like: a hard thing is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first one, flog the second one.)
20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
21. What is blue gold?
(My beloved wife got drunk.)
22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch’s wife.)
23. What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
(We didn’t have time to pull it out...)
24. Two rings, two ends...
(Very sophisticated New Russian.)
25. A dead man lies in the desert. There is a bag over my shoulders and a flask of water on my belt. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die from and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag there was a parachute that did not open.)
26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(The pedophile truly loves children.)
27. There is an elevator in a 12-story building. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button "1".)
28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood.)
29. Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are traveling in the compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters a tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature...)
30. Where does the snow woman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)
31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel... everyone there walks around with sawed-off shotguns.)
32. What is it - the color of lilac, it sees backwards as well as forwards, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(White blind horse, because lilacs are white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands do it.
(Phone sex.)
34. A small, yellow one lies under the bed, it starts with “Z”.
(Kopek. Why on "Z"? Rolled...)
35. The three-letter word that every man is afraid of?
(More!)
36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)
37. A loves B, B loves C?
What should A do?
(Find another B.)
38. What is it: there is a head, but there is no head, there is a head, but there is no head?
(The lame man is behind the fence.)
39. They buried a prostitute and wrote on the tombstone: “Now they will always be together.” Who are they?
(Legs.)
40. How good it is for you and me, I’m under you, and you’re on top of me.
(The hedgehog carries an apple.)
41. What is it: flies and shines?
(Mosquito with a gold tooth.)
42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
43. Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)
44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
45. The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
46. Hanging on the wall, green and squeaking.
(Herring. It hangs on the wall because I hung it there, it’s green because I painted it, and it beeps so that no one will guess.)
47. Climbs out of the water, eight tits, three pussy
(Eight-titty trip@#children.)
48. Dangles between your legs, stinks and screams?
(Motorbike.)
49. What does a woman have on her body?
on the Jew's mind
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
50. What question does no one ever answer “yes” to?
(Sleeping person to the question: “Are you sleeping?”)
51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)
52. With scales - but not a fish, with p#$doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly p#$covered.)
53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he puts it out of the window onto the street.)
54. Which three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
55. Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
56. When the goat turns seven years old, what happens next?
(The eighth will go.)
57. All around is water, and in the middle is law. What is it?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)
58. Can a man marry his widow’s sister?
(No.)
59. Why do they wear a hat?
(Because she doesn't walk on her own.)
60. Small, yellow, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
61. The little yellow one is tumbling in the sky.
(Found!!!)
62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By the floor.)
63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)
64. What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(Take off each person’s boot.)
65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother...
(Sex.)
66. What is it like: power lies, but water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)
67. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in a mixer.)
68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat and felt boots?
(Chukchi Father Frost.)
69. What is it: gold coins falling from a branch?
(A common occurrence in the land of fools.)
70. What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(Who the hell knows!)
71. Dry-wedge, wet-wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
72. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)
73. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)
74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in rural areas.)
75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men have a lousy heater, and the women have a lousy one.)
77. What can you get off a naked secretary?
(The naked boss.)
78. What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
(A fly with a player in his ears.)
79. When a woman raises her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P and ends with A.
(Heel.)
80. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the clink of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately identified by the physicist: the physicist answers that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)
81. A bald hedgehog is walking - how old is he?
(18 - he is drafted into the army.)
82. I take it in two hands,
I put it between my legs,
I've been sweating for five minutes,
and then I go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)
83. Why are you looking at me, undress, I’m yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)
84. The hairy head flies deftly behind the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
85. Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the black man's ass.)
86. Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)
87. The letter X. is called, P. will see rises.
(The trunk takes food.)
88. With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
89. Now hanging, now standing, now cold, now hot.
(Shower.)
90. Remember it a little, it will be as hard as potatoes.
(Snowball.)
91. Small, gray, looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)
92. What is it like: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp chewer.)
93. Who is: six wings, seven x#ev?
(Six-winged seven...)
94. A hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
95. A hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he end up?
(To the police.)
96. It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
(Vodka.)
97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road.)
98. The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because his second one is already broken.)
99. What is it: a little bald thing running through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
100. Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, and doesn't let him into the house.
(The wife does not let her drunken husband in.)
101. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(From empty.)
102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
103. Who is this - small, lives in the ground, begins with "Sh"?
(Scarlet.)
104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)
106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
107. Why does the priest buy a hat?
(Because they don’t give it for nothing.)
108. Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under the wet.)
109. What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first nailed down and then lowered.)
110. Two ends, two rings, and in the middle there are carnations.
(Victim of a maniac.)
111. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
112. What is it: small, black, hitting the glass?
(Baby in the oven.)
113. How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how you chop it...)
114. What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
115. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)
116. What is: first white, then zh-zh-zhik, and red?
(The neighbor's poodle is in the mixer.)
117. No windows, no doors, and a Jew sitting inside? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
118. What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)
119. Dangling on a rope, called “Z”.
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will come on a bicycle.)
121. How can you tell if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle next to the refrigerator.)
122. What is: green, bald and jumping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
124. Hair, hair..., and in the middle there is sausage.
(Corn.)
125. Three turtles are crawling along a plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, but two are crawling behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The remaining one says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind me.
Question: In what case can this happen?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)
126. Small, yellow, he opens the door.
(Bruce Lee.)
127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor cleans his house to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to his house to clean it up.)
128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is this?
(Winter has finally arrived.)
129. Small wrinkled, every woman has it.
(Highlight.)
130. How many peas can fit into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas don’t move.)
131. A hedgehog is running across the lawn - dragging along, laughing. Why does he laugh?
(Because the grass tickles the pussy.)
132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn and cries. Why is he crying?
(The grass was mowed.)
133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the Georgian's last name?
(Rusted.)
134. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran along the ground behind him. The hunter fired and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)
135. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem; programmers cannot solve them.)
136. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Forty (forty "A").)
137. Alone in the sky,
Not in the ground
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
138. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)
139. We are daring guys, we climb into the cracks of the sex.
(Cockroaches.)
140. What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
141. What is a small, white thing that sucks blood?
(Tampon.)
142. What is it - sitting on a tree, black and croaking? Starting with the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Ш? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
143. What is small, white, flies and buzzes? Starting with the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because she’s blonde.)
144. Quietly approached from behind,
He stuck it in twice and walked away.
(Slippers.)
145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)
146. What is 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge haulers on the Volga.)
147. What is 100 ropes and one x%?
(Parachutist.)
148. What is 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)
149. What is it:
Running around the ceiling, sucking lamps?
(Ceiling lamp sucker.)
150. Hanging - dangling, called three letters. In the middle is "U".
(Shower.)
151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)
152. Why did Lenin wear boots, and Stalin wear boots?
(On the ground.)
153. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)
154. How does a person differ from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then starts moving, and the man first starts moving, and then walks and whistles.)
155. Black on top, red inside.
The way you put it in, it’s so wonderful.
(Galoshes.)
156. Consists of three letters,
Starts with "X"
When it works, it's worth it
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chorus.)
157. What a fellow
Is it dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water tap.)
158. Who is:
Doesn’t he shoot himself and doesn’t let others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)
159. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it.
(Someone else's pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
160. Two turtles (male and female) walk lovingly along the shore holding each other’s paws. After an hour, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(It stayed there - he forgot to turn it over.)
161. Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One walks on a tightrope over a cliff, and the other gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same thought. Which?
(Don't look down.)
162. Crawling, crawling - he will eat a stone. It crawls and crawls again and eats the stone.
What is it?
(Rocktail.)
163. Crawling, crawling - he will eat the tree. It crawls and crawls again and eats the tree.
What is it?
(Rocktail. He eats trees too.)
164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
165. What is Adam's front and Eve's back?
(Letter "A".)
166. Why do girls have red hair in Paris?
(On the ground.)
167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What is it?
(Man on a chair.)
168. How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boom!” - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “A-ah! - Bang!”)
169. The scarlet sugar itself, the caftan is green velvet.
(Negative on color film, capturing the “new Russian”.)
170. Back and forth:
It's nice for you and me.
(Swing.)
171. A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of incipient madness.)
172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and the door on the tractor opens outward.)
173. What is it:
sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman.)
174. The more there are, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)
175. How is a horse different from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit.)
