I had already put on my best underwear and was all wet from excitement. I want to give myself over to you as soon as possible and scream with pleasure until the morning.
I'll be home very soon and will bring you an erotic surprise. Don’t go to bed alone, please wait for me.
The erotic dreams that your text messages set me up for are great, but I no longer have clean underwear...
I love you and I can’t live without you
I want you my love!
you touch him for a moment.
I want to hear your scream!
Your charming ass, your delicious breasts, the subject of my dreams and fantasies, which do not allow me to fall asleep peacefully.
You have such slender legs, such beautiful breasts. You look like you stepped off a magazine cover, you're so good it's just creepy
The eyes are languid, the underwear is black. The bed is soft, you are welcome. I will kiss you, very tenderly. And I’ll whisper in your ear that I love you.
Hurry up, tear off my clothes, kiss my tummy, kiss my lips. Quickly insert it deeper, I want you madly.
I regret that we rarely meet, I am very sad without you. I dream of eating you, my sweetie, I kiss you tenderly on your sweet lips.
You are like a ripe, tender peach, I want to try you. Tonight in bed, I'll just swallow you...
The news reported that a man was found near your house with a broken head and a tiny penis. Call me urgently, I've already taken all the sedatives.
I imagine how you caress my ass, how you put your tongue in my mouth. I want you so passionately, I want your elastic penis to rest against my stomach.
There is an opinion that love is a terrible disease that can only be treated through bed =)
I just got out of the shower. You have five minutes to stop me from getting dressed.
New game! It's very simple: you attack me, I surrender, and I'm yours and you're mine - we're both winners!
Every girl wants one guy to fulfill all her desires, and every guy wants all the girls to fulfill one of his desires.
I want you everywhere: on the chandelier, on the wall, every day and every hour, but especially now!
Do you want me to fulfill all your erotic and wildest fantasies??? Then quickly send me a reply SMS with your photo!
My sweet one, I crave your touches, kisses and your stunning playful antics!
I'm not blonde, I'm not brunette, I'm not bizet, I'm not chocolate. I'm just a daring coquette with sweet poison in my blood! Come and check it out!!!
I want you and yours, I want everything, everything, everything, I want to love and kiss, I want to belong to you.!
When you are near me, my meaning is filled with life!
Honey, one more look like that and the zipper on my jeans will break!
I will grab you by the legs, drag you into the bushes, you can’t love a beauty queen on the road.
I give you a thousand sweet kisses, gently caress you, turn you on. The body is burning in the power of love, passion devours you from the inside, you want to cry with happiness, moan, the thought of me does not let you sleep.
Darling, the only thing I have on right now is a smile. Come quickly, I'm waiting for you
All my life I wanted to find the most interesting person who could and wanted to fulfill my deepest desires, my most erotic fantasies... and I found her - it’s you!
Looking at you, I turn into a child who knows only one word - “WANT”!
To you, on your birthday,
We wished you warmth, happiness and health,
You accepted men's congratulations,
And women's. Sincerely and with love.
We wish you all success and good luck,
So that everything in life is easy and simple,
And they wished for longevity, no other way.
And someone wished for career growth...
I don’t know what else you could wish for...
We wished for everything, it’s unlikely that we forgot anything.
But most importantly, what else I wish -
So that the fuck always stands and there is money!
What to wish a man on his birthday?
Careers and business contacts,
So that there are no regrets about the past,
And - forget me! - sexual ailments...
And so that there is always plenty of sex,
At least - repeatedly every day!
And so that girls love you,
Until it turns into an old stump! On your birthday - on this bright holiday!
I wish you fucking happiness, and not only -
So that in every fuck there is a participant first,
So as not to f*ck there was so much money!
Let your little fucker glow with health,
May your dick expand and rise!
So that every bitch is a fucking boss,
Treated you with dignity and honor!
Let all your troubles go to hell,
Let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth!
May my wishes throughout all ages and years,
How the b*tches will spread their legs in front of you! Until one hundred years, fuck and hello,
Screw all troubles.
Be healthy and in good body,
So that adversity goes crazy.
Drink, drink, don't strain,
And have a blast.
Be successful and rich
So that life is fucked up!
So that there is always an end,
And the enemies got fucked! Because we have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim the fluff on your “friend”,
Sniff, drink, walk, fight,
Every day I get fucked like a horse.
Remember we have one life,
Happy birthday to you! Hi! Happy Day!
Congratulations, there is such a thing,
It's a big wish.
To live life happily,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make the girls stand on end
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Got lost and wandered
Long long along the paths
And he shot, he shot like peas! Man, live for your own joy,
Fuck all the problems!
So that life doesn’t seem empty,
Ditch your enemies, fuck and drink!
Let the happiness be fucking awesome
Live your fucking life, brilliantly, to the fullest!
And stupidity and b**ch,
Send me to hell in a sitting position! Happy Birthday to you,
When they look at you they will say: buddy,
It was not made yesterday and not with a finger,
Hit exactly in the circle.
Congratulations on your wish,
To plan a young daredevil,
And take it as an example to follow,
Your dear father!
The wish is:
So that there is no peace,
To make them creak at night
All the springs are by the bed,
Since I managed to be born myself -
Help others
Always be ready to strive
To such feats!
Dirty birthday greetings
Vulgar birthday greetings to the birthday boy
We wish you to always stand
Your fighter is on duty,
To surprise the girls
They said “Well done”
So that everything is always appreciated,
Well, they came again!
Original vulgar birthday greetings
Until one hundred years old, hello,
Screw all your troubles...
Be healthy and in good body,
So that adversity goes crazy.
Drink, drink, don't strain,
And have a blast.
Be successful and rich
So that life is fucked up!
So that there is always an end,
And the enemies got fucked!
Vulgar Happy Birthday greetings in verse
Your arms and shoulders force
The night to remember in which I melt...
You were so hard, so close, strong,
That this dream is still before me!
Birthday poem congratulations vulgar
Hi! Happy this day to you!
Congratulations, there is such a thing,
It's a big wish.
To live life happily,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make the girls stand on end
When your boy is long
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Got lost and wandered
Long long along the paths
And he shot, he shot peas.
Cool vulgar birthday greetings from a friend
Congratulating you on your birthday,
I won’t use banal phrases,
I wish you fucking chicks
Fuck many times a day!
Fuck all the troubles en masse,
Fuck the problems, send them away,
Stress less about work,
Don’t fucking strain yourself!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victory, don’t wander,
So that everything in life goes well,
Rake in more money!
A cheesy short birthday greeting
We wish that in your palms,
The affectionate little ones strived,
So that they jump and do it.
And so that everyone can show their class,
And in the morning, coffee and cigarette,
And here she is, and not dressed!
Vulgar Happy Birthday greetings
My congratulations to my friend,
I want such a friend
So that when you think about her,
You were getting stronger
By the power of a man,
And for her there was a hero!
Vulgar birthday greetings for a man
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!
Vulgar verse-congratulations on your birthday
Wish you money?
But you will have to work a lot.
Should I wish you girls?
But you look better hornless.
May I wish you a car?
But then you won't be able to drink.
Or maybe become a politician?
Then everyone won't love you.
Well, I wish it, then
Money, girls, cars and power.
Choose for yourself, good luck
I wish you happiness too!
Vulgar birthday greetings to a woman
Let's do this with you...
Let's celebrate your birthday!
Vulgar birthday greetings to a friend
Let there be great health!
The breasts do not sag sluggishly,
To cunnilingus - more often! –
Someone would spoil me!
And so that every early morning
When you can’t get up, well, you don’t have the strength!!
Let it not be an alarm clock - it's a failure! –
Hot man woke you up!
Happy Birthday greetings in vulgar verses
I'll surprise you
With your rough tongue,
So that you squeal for an encore,
Have a nice birthday!
Funny congratulations to a man on his birthday. Happy birthday to the man, funny and vulgar
The day of joy and fun has come,
And the anticipation of a hangover,
Birthday is like beer
Man - celebrate playfully!
To wish at such a moment,
We need a huge cake,
Don't forget the stripper
To please the eye.
More rustling banknotes,
A bucket of real diamonds,
Control package from Gazprom,
And a box of sweet rum,
Here is such a ripe poem
Meet the man Congratulations!
You are a man with the letter M,
You are strong, smart, successful.
There are no shortcomings at all
Pure in soul and sinless.
Let the wife think so
Mother-in-law, boss, neighbor Valya.
Let them bring you wine,
Happy birthday!
A suitcase of bills for you,
Life without a drop of regret
And a couture suit,
And so that the morning without a hangover!
I wish you to live beautifully.
No problems and no worries.
To have an obstinate attitude towards everything
And a direct male approach.
So that even on your birthday
Had fun from the heart
Hanged girls with hangovers
A lot of noodles for the ears.
To fall on your neck
My cheerful congratulations.
Congratulations as best I can:
From the heart, from the hands, from the feet!
Birthday is a sad holiday!
But don’t be sad in vain!
Head in salad delicious
You lower it with all your might,
So that everyone around says:
The birthday boy is not simple:
Either he's crazy, we didn't know
Or just young!
We would like to wish you good luck.
From people like you
Either they laugh or they cry -
There are no indifferent people, believe me!
What exactly does a man need?
So that friends in life are nearby,
Love of enormous degrees
And poses for different planes.
The domina has three floors,
So that your wallet doesn't get into your pants.
An expensive watch is always on hand
And passionate blondes in any pub.
Everything you have planned will come true on time,
How could it be otherwise, because you are “The Hammer!”
Let the excellent cognac warm your stomach,
More health is not a trifle.
You are covered forever with your dream
And on this holiday, have a blast.
We are all for you with all our hearts and souls,
Happy birthday to you, dear!
Be happy, like a cat from valerian!
Careless as a cheerful butterfly!
I want accounts in foreign banks,
Let your wallet burst with cash.
Your health won’t let you down at Olinkusive,
The boss won't call you on the carpet,
They won’t say after you with sadness: “Loser.”
Always make a splash everywhere!
I wish you to live to the fullest,
Causing a slight shock to snobs.
On your birthday this is so boring
My congratulations were born in my head.
For a real man
What can I wish for?
Expensive car
Well, a woman to match.
And also in career terms
Avoid major evils:
So that colleagues are not sheep,
And the boss is not an ass.
And let everything happen
As planned and on time.
Let everyone shrug their shoulders:
“What a lucky guy! Hammer!"
May my bright congratulations
Will become like a furious jerk
And the birthday boy will plunge
Get some alcohol in the fridge!
Let the body not get sick,
The girl will warm you in bed,
The penthouse will be awarded in the Maldives,
Always be so beautiful!
Let you have what you want:
Beautiful wife and caresses at night,
Luxurious Bentley at the entrance,
And there are frequent trips to resorts.
And let there be a dacha by the sea,
And may luck not forget
Throw in a few bags
Hundreds of thousands of types of banknotes.
You are the best and coolest,
Happy birthday.
So that the mustache does not fall off,
In a glass of beer, I wish.
Smile with 32 teeth
You can't grow a beer belly.
Let big money meet
On your life's journey!
Dirty birthday greetings to a friend
You are brave and strong, smarter than men,
Dear friend, I wish you words -
Pleasant and caring, magical like fire,
So that I understand that there is cherished love in life.
Let sex and happiness be nearby, I walk every day,
Men make you happy and let’s not be lazy,
Climb under your skirt and caress you there,
Girls really like to cum from tenderness.
Let no trouble come to your heart,
You're a miracle, friend, not just a cunt,
I love you more than life, dear,
And I'll fuck everything else.
I wish you to try and be sincere,
And it’s simply time to forget the past,
Go for a walk, have a blast and gather strength,
And if you meet love by the balls. Dear, dear,
You're the only one
Dear to my heart,
Angel from heaven.
You can do a lot
Do you dare tell me to fuck you?
You gravitate toward the truth
You don't dare betray.
The best, coolest,
Dear friend,
I wish you
Don't walk on the edge. I wish you could screw up your problems,
Men and idiots are exiled, fucked,
We will always have enough love,
I wish you only happiness.
I was flying to my friend, going to congratulate her,
To wish you a joyful life,
Don't be afraid of love, don't be shy,
And every night you definitely get fucked. Be strong and beautiful
An impregnable chimera,
Just as unusual
Inaccessible to men.
I wish you well, love,
Girlfriend, congratulations,
I respect you immensely
And I know all the secrets.
You love to kiss
Meet with men
I want to have a blast
And fuck on your holiday. I wish you on your birthday,
Everything you want!
Smiles, joy, luck,
Love, kindness and beauty!
You are like a flower under a clear sky,
Always beautiful and young
And everyone thinks: “Oh, I wish I could
A wife like her"
Pure, sweet and desirable,
You give everyone warmth and light.
So as not to sleep - you are f**k!
There is simply no other word! What is there to wish for?
So as not to be banal?
Lots of sex and so he
Wasn't virtual.
New and cozy house,
It has a big bed,
To have a sweet sleep,
(And for sex too).
More sports and walks,
Eat fruit, not cake -
It's important for health
However, just like sex.
That's it! Enough about sex
It's so corny.
May life love you!!!
As long as it's not anal!!! I wish you on your birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no end to men,
So that a manicure is always in order,
And appearance is pure ideal,
In love, let it be only sweet,
May everyone look up to you! I want to pump up my lips
And breasts, if possible.
I wish you to become a great woman,
But just be careful:
You can't outshine me
And if suddenly you can,
You won't be able to walk correctly -
I'll break my legs too!
And on my birthday it’s all the same
I'll be honest.
Don't make me angry - I'll take the log
I'll give you a good spanking! May your cherished wishes come true,
And everything will be OK with your friend,
The sad suffering will end,
It's your birthday, honey, don't be shy.
Let men lie at your feet,
And the suckers are too shy to approach again,
Shake your butt in front of them,
Let it ring in the pants of impotent people,
And that's it, they want my girlfriend,
But she is unlikely to give it to them.
Be forever young and sexy
The same passionate and impudent girl. Happy birthday,
And I wish you orgasms
So that you finish like a tractor,
She released streams of happiness.
I wish on your birthday,
Sex, joy, fun,
Don't be sad, don't be discouraged,
Embrace life.
Let the smile touch
The sun is shining brightly for you,
Joy overflows
Don't be sad and don't be bored. Smart, beautiful, sexy,
The figurine is clearly with you,
You always look commendable
Order in a woman's head.
I sincerely wish you
Find love and happiness
And happy birthday,
Sounds great today.
And fuck your problems
Don't get distracted, don't be sad,
Crazy changes are coming
Signs of your destiny. Please accept congratulations today,
On your long-awaited birthday,
Gather your friends
And it's crazy fun.
My bitchy friend
You know how much we love you,
For giving yourself to us,
Treat others lovingly.
Be happy my beauty
Today with a slender gait,
Find a stallion for the holiday,
A cool, slender young man,
And show him love
Let him tumble with you. Be cute on the dance floor today
Don't forget your condoms
A lot of people want to give a ride,
And surprise you in bed.
The holiday will be the best birthday ever,
Celebrate it without regret
So that later, what happened to remember,
But you can’t tell your friends. I wish, girlfriend, love,
I wish, beloved, care,
I wish you not to be sad,
I wish you to live a comfortable life.
Be cheerful, always lively,
It's cool to be a perky girl,
To be a friend forever with me,
Always be happy with men
Don't say unnecessary words in front of others,
How do you know how to always have fun,
To want passion, sweet tenderness,
And always understand men. Remember this birthday forever,
Let it bloom with colors in memory,
Your face will freeze in surprise,
The soul will sing from the buzz and pleasure.
And there will be male moths,
Trying to run to visit you,
But your beloved is waiting at home,
To deliver the best orgasms. Be naughty and funny chick
Let your slit flow like a waterfall,
Men will come running for your birthday,
Sweet shackles will surround you.
And you smile sarcastically in response,
And if anything happens, don’t resist
It's your holiday, don't be afraid, don't be bored,
And enjoy life. I wish you on your birthday,
Don't be afraid to suffer and love,
Receiving pleasure from men
Let passion and lust into your heart.
There is no place for men next to us,
That they want to think only about themselves,
After all, we can find an ideal,
And for you, and, of course, for me. Even though a year has passed, you haven't changed,
Still as sexy, hot,
You have achieved everything in life yourself,
And she didn’t cut men off the shoulder.
You have won many men's hearts,
And as if the Amazon walked forward,
I didn’t humiliate myself, I didn’t suffer in front of a man,
You are the one who rushes forward against the herd.
Birthday jokes for a man
Happy birthday, what a day!
Our congratulations.
You sparkle with beauty -
Lots of admiration.
Wishes to you -
Keep it up
Live in your nest
No offense or falsehood.
So that you have
Lots of strengths
And were found in my wallet
Packs of money.
This day is not a simple holiday,
Star's birthday
He became happy for many,
On this day you were born.
May all your wishes come true,
And success awaits you in everything,
And a set of masculine qualities,
You will become an example for everyone.
Never put it in the refrigerator
The gray “mouse” didn’t come in,
And in the morning, so as not to have an alarm clock,
The moan of your beloved woke you up.
Let pregnant women get money
There will be a suede wallet,
And soon in a Swiss bank,
Will have its own castle.
Vulgar
Our beautiful
Today is your birthday!
We want to wish him
Smiles and fun.
Love so that it always
I was surrounded by you
And so that there is money:
No way, not enough!
So that your health does not fail you,
And so that life brings joy,
In all, in all aspects,
So that there are “respects”.
Career so that it strives upward,
And only success awaited you.
So that even in old age the “pod”
He stood calmly for an hour.
Have fun everyday life
And have a fun weekend,
Happy birthday!
On your birthday, listen to the poem.
Don't fall off the sofa
And there will be no nightmares,
So that there is a monkey in the circus,
I didn't dare bite.
To Philip Kirkorov
I didn’t take your song
And the neighbor's fat hog
All tomato seedlings
I didn't eat it out of hunger.
No such nonsense with you
It didn’t happen, so you know -
Follow the wise advice:
On this holiday, your cherished
Load up on snacks.
Today is my birthday again...
And again I want to wish you,
Not just a jar of jam -
The desire to eat it.
And the appetite is not only for food,
May it always be present to you.
Flaunt your words like Nietzsche
And play with rhyme like a toastmaster.
Don't notice stupid mistakes
But help the weak in spirit.
After all, you know yourself - you are not Winnie the Pooh,
And not a rooster, not a parrot!
Always be in good shape, healthy,
Always stay on the cutting edge.
But know one thing - when you're broken,
You will always find shelter in a family.
A man doesn’t need much on holiday:
Words of encouragement, a bowl of borscht,
Beautiful wife with a firm butt,
And so that the fish can be caught with live bait,
And so that salaries are always given on time,
And so that the mother-in-law doesn’t find the stash,
And so that all the troubles in your home pass,
Well, good luck finding him!
I wish you today
Moments of happiness and love.
And so that on the bright road,
All dreams came true.
So that the money starts rolling in,
In your solid wallet.
The girls on Twitter shared,
Photos of the country with you.
And you are so cool and important,
And smiling at thirty-two,
May you be brave, always brave.
Life is a luck of being.
Even though you are a big man,
I wish to live like in a fairy tale:
Drink only cognac with caviar,
Have a harem for affection.
Beloved beauty let
She will become your wife,
So that it would cause envy
Any man.
I want to be known at work
Lucky from God,
Salary per month as income
The rich man at 3 years old
Race with friends across the seas
And the ball is on his estate,
Drink whiskey, vodka and walk -
And the pulse stays the same.
Ferrari, Lotus, Escalade -
Let your garage be decorated
Health is enough for 100 years,
And the years just brighten up!
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth,
To go forward, press on the gas,
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
Let your wife be loving
I wish you loyal friends,
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
I hasten to congratulate you,
Give a gift
And a lot of nice words
Tell you something.
I wish you the strongest
And be the bravest:
Be able to argue with your wife
And my mother-in-law will object.
Long time fishing
Wave without knowing
From everyday everyday life
Relax with friends.
Let them not go out in your soul
Fun lights.
I wish you a lot of happiness
Health and love!
There used to be a man
Humped nose
X with a baton
He will throw five sticks
Carries in his arms
And now
Potato nose
X accordion
Half a stick will throw
And he asks for beer.
Hi! Happy this day to you!
Congratulations, there is such a thing,
It's a big wish.
To live life happily,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make the girls stand on end
When your boy is long
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Got lost and wandered
Long long along the paths
And he shot, he shot peas.
A sister can be feisty, grumbling and thorny, annoying like a fly and harmful like a snake. Or maybe wonderful, cheerful and lovely, and also very kind and cool, like mine.
“I wish you good health, that your breasts don’t hang like a rag, that at least someone does cunnilingus once a week. So that early in the morning, at dawn, when you have no strength to wake up, it’s not your alarm clock
What to wish a man on his birthday?
Careers and business contacts,
So that there are no regrets about the past, >
So that I can have you the way I always wanted!
So that you can be mine, day and night! No nails!
May your little figure always be dear to me!
And without fear of consequences, there was no pregnancy!
Congratulations to the owner of such a miracle!
Your instrument is truly every friend's dream!
Well, the women all really want to be acquainted with him,
Even if they won’t be forgiven for their betrayal!
We wish you male strength,
And so that they are beautiful in bed,
They themselves were striving for you,
And they quickly got into poses,
And in the morning they made coffee,
And they left forever
Another one for dinner again,
May you like life like this!
We wish that in your palms,
The affectionate little ones strived,
So that they jump and do it.
And so that everyone can show their class,
And in the morning, coffee and cigarette,
And here she is, and not dressed!
You are courageous and funny
And in some ways you are a genius,
Longing in my chest
Come to me quickly
Show me all the tricks
Hurry up and take off your pants
And prove that it’s not in vain
Today I called you!
On your birthday - on this bright holiday!
I wish you fucking happiness, and not only -
So that in every fuck the first participant is,
There was so much money to avoid eating!
Let all your troubles go away,
Let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth!
May my wishes throughout all ages and years,
How the people will spread their legs in front of you!
I wanted to surprise you with poetry,
Yes, the rhyme does not catch,
I wanted to give a car,
But there is not enough money.
And therefore, without further ado -
Don't spoil your fate with bastards,
Live, eat and be healthy
With money, an apartment, a car!
Cootie, buddy, relax
With friends, but under the fly,
Get your chicks racing!
That's what the holiday is for! Happy birthday!
Tasteful, cool, have a blast,
That's what the birthday is for,
Let everything be fucked up
Pidato, awesome!
Don't waste your life, go
Don't fool your brain with a bastard,
Let all the routine be on the way,
He'll be covered in shit!
Ditch your enemies, eat and drink,
Walk, stop worrying,
Forget all your problems,
Let them get out of the way!
Happy birthday! Have the honor
Have fun, don't worry!
Fuck all the problems,
Have fun more often!
In a close friendly circle,
With beer, unbiased,
Fill your destiny with fart,
To live pidato!
I wish you planted
A beautiful garden of your desires,
Pisato lived, and did not drag out,
Everyone asked to fuck the chicks.
Fit, slim, muscular,
Was in the cage and lived not weakly,
Your destiny is like a blank sheet,
I wrote only with joy and stubbornness.
Let him stand up like crazy
When your pants come off,
I’ll cling to him, immediately with my lips,
And I’ll use my crazy hands.
The heart pumps blood through the body,
And you take off my skirt
On your birthday we go out,
And I'll go for it.
You will moan for love
And admire me, as before,
Yes, you will start screaming from your heart,
But there's no reason to resist.
I will be gentle and loving,
I'll take your hand again,
You, on my birthday,
Hey, like a fucking bitch!
Let it be cool and pleasant,
And love flows from love,
It's extraordinarily sweet with you,
And I want more love.
It will cover us headlong again,
Let's taste this sin,
Do you want it in the ass, my hero?
On your birthday! - No problem!
I love your huge dick
I wouldn’t get off of him day or night,
Pamper me with them on my birthday,
So that I can lick your balls.
And I would really like to suck,
So that you shove the chen deeper into your throat,
I'll swallow your scum
And you will polish my pussy.
I look at the eyes and wet panties,
You excite the body very much,
But sincere love is missing
I love it when you meet me at the window.
I want to hug you and kiss you,
Let your heart beat stronger with happiness,
We will celebrate a birthday
We eat passionately, as we always do.
Many women believe that the man should take the initiative in any area of the relationship. A lady's behavior should be like that of an unapproachable queen.
On the one hand, the approach is correct and corresponds to stereotypical ideas about relationships, but on the other hand, men with such ladies become bored.
Any man likes it when a lady starts flirting with him, but how to do this if your dear one constantly disappears at business meetings and business trips.
For this purpose, short SMS messages were invented that excite the imagination of a man at a distance.
Exciting SMS to a man in your own words
Most women who are inexperienced in sexual correspondence often make a common mistake - they try to overwhelm a man with vulgar messages.
Due to his assertive behavior, the young man does not know whether to continue communication further. Of course, there are men who love this behavior, but many representatives of the stronger sex prefer to keep the intrigue.
Home The girl’s task is to interest the guy and arouse interest in the person so that he instantly wants to be next to his beloved.
Therefore, it is better to start correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love in your own words. Next, it is recommended to move on to more explicit messages, supported by intimate photographs.
Examples of short phrases and mind-stirring SMS:
- Day all day long, thoughts about you do not leave my head. I dream of being close to you, hugging you tightly and kissing you passionately!
- Can't you imagine how much I miss you. It seems to me that your scent accompanies me everywhere.
- Now morning, but I'm looking forward to the evening with great impatience. I dream of relaxing my body as gently as I did yesterday.
- Going to I’m going to bed and can’t decide: to take off the cute black stockings that delicately fit my slender legs?
Or don’t touch them - will you rush over and help pull them off? – a challenging phrase can be written at night.
- I wanted fall asleep, but it didn’t work out. I close my eyes and see your pumped up beautiful body: various vulgarities arise in my head.
- Want caress your body and enjoy passionate kisses.
- Come tonight if you want to see a sweet and long striptease performed by the priestess of love.
- Darling, let's take a shower together today? Me and you, and a minimum of clothes!
- Eat great idea to strap you to the bed and do whatever I want!
- Want see your naked body on a soft bed.
- Imagine me in my favorite black lace lingerie. I'll meet you like this today!
- When you caress my body, I go crazy. I have never met big, strong and gentle hands.
- So I want you so much that I’m going crazy now.
- Want at night to extend the pleasure that we started this morning.
- I'm now completely naked. It's boring at home and I'm alone.
- Darling, I was cooking your favorite dish, and I realized how much I missed you. I’ve already rented a Japanese schoolgirl costume and cognac – I’m waiting for it in the evening.
- I read it an article about how you can please a guy. Come and let's try it!
- Bought new underwear – a man’s assessment is needed.
- I decided I don’t want to wear clothes at home anymore – I’m waiting for a reaction.
- Today I signed up for yoga so I can touch my heels to my head – I think you don’t mind.
It is worth noting: the longer a couple is in a relationship, the more varied the words you will have to invent.
At the initial stage of meetings, a young man only has to imagine a girl without underwear - and he is ready to run to her.
Dirty SMS for a guy to cheer him up
To cheer up your loved one, you don’t have to call him every hour. It is enough to write depraved or vulgar SMS to the guy.
After reading the exciting text, he will immediately want to be next to his chosen one. Candid messages can be written in prose or poetry - it depends on the girl’s imagination.
Pay attention! To lift your mood and not only that, you can reinforce the message with an erotic photograph - it will come in handy during a hard working day.
The proposed short messages will delight your loved one, he will have a desire to do what is indicated in the text.
Don’t be surprised if the SMS is followed by a call with passionate words:
| SMS | Description |
| Don't worry, I can handle all your wishes | Suitable if the guy should come to visit or when the husband returns home |
| If you need a sex slave, call! | This SMS is optimal at the initial stage of dating, if both partners know why they are meeting |
| I feel very excited. I want to make love to you | Suitable for married women, for girls who are in the role of a bride - a man is unlikely to refuse a tempting offer |
| I'm not in the mood for sex right now, but we can have it quickly and passionately | Suitable as a good night wish if people live separately. The man will immediately want to come visit |
| I want him to hug me under my light robe | Inviting words will make even a married husband pay attention to his wife |
| I’ll wear any erotic clothes you tell me! | If experiments are constantly happening in a couple, it is worth trying to send this SMS |
| Maybe you want to take my virginity? I'm ready! | The message should be sent after careful consideration of a serious decision |
| There are only thoughts in my head - to lie with you in a warm bed | Suitable for new acquaintances and married couples |
| I want to see, hear and touch you | An ambiguous message will help excite a guy's imagination |
| Rule over me, I want to submit to strong male hands | Characterizes a woman as a passionate lover. Men are crazy about loving ladies |
With caution select messages if there was a minor quarrel the day before. Romantic correspondence and a delicious dinner combined with lovemaking will help you establish a connection.
Become available to the man you love, then he will be able to appreciate your feelings and continue a long, fascinating conversation in the bedroom.
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Finding the man you love is difficult, but maintaining a passionate relationship with him for decades is even more difficult. Precisely to preserve the relationship. Neither hold back nor return, but let the fire of love burn for decades!
With the harsh trends of our time, this seems impossible, because someone said, and we have already convinced ourselves, about some crises, the terms in which love lives, etc.
If this is so, then how did our great-grandmothers get married in their early youth and live with their beloved husband until their last breath?
How did they ensure that their husbands, being in old age, looked at them with the same passion in their eyes?
How to attract a man at a distance via SMS correspondence so that he gets excited?
Golden rule. If you want a man to love you, go into his brain, not his pants. Yes, yes, it was with their brains that men loved thousands of years ago and continue to love today. Momentary passion, as quickly as it finds itself, passes away so quickly. But we want something different?
In this article we propose to start the intrigue.
To attract a man from a distance, take over his thoughts and have unbridled passion when you meet.
LIKE THE IDEA? THEN LET'S START!
No matter what kind of man he is, he absolutely loves it when a woman changes.
Memorize this like a multiplication table. As soon as you stop changing, you will be replaced.
And let him live side by side, let him remain faithful to you, images of other women will live in his head. We won’t allow this, will we?
Change your writing styles. Today you are a romantic fairy, and tomorrow you are an insidious little thing.
Read love messages from both contemporaries and creative personalities of the past.
Yes, they used to write on paper, now using a touchscreen, but the essence of the transmitted information remains.
Remember, vulgarity does not always excite, sometimes very chaste speeches are started, but with the right presentation.
And learn to present a whole art that is worth learning.
Never discuss your correspondence with anyone other than your man. It's too personal.
Never write something you are not ready to implement.
Never write about “acting”, stage persona, etc. if you are not ready/cannot meet your man in it.
Deceive him once and you will never be able to attract his attention to you again (we, of course, do not take into account force majeure circumstances in the form of a flood, earthquake and the unexpected appearance of distant relatives on the doorstep of the apartment).
A man can also be aroused by the phrase “shoe cabinet” if you recently had passionate sex on it.
One lady had a crazy “lunch” during which the gearshift knob in her car was damaged.
Years have passed, but as soon as she utters this phrase, her man laughs, but becomes insanely passionate...
In order to understand what to push, you need to know what your man likes.
What outfit, style, what part of the wardrobe excites, etc.
But don't overdo it.
For example, if a man is crazy about high-heeled shoes, a photo of his feet in shoes and a text message “they are waiting for you” can drive a man crazy, but only for the first time.
Send 10 SUCH SMS and you will not see any reaction... (remember the rule about constant changes).
A man is also excited by the idea that his body is powerful and desirable.
Write about what you want to do for him (caresses, touches and even admire his parts of the body), write about what drives you crazy (again, lies are not welcome, but flattery has not been canceled).
Be tricky, play, enjoy being a woman! “Depraved” from the lips of a loved one sounds like a compliment!
Affectionate and exciting words for SMS to men in verse and in your own words
As we have already said, there are many phrases and phrases that seem to have nothing to do with intimacy. But they are great incentives for sex.
Remember the date on which you had sex for the first time, and specifically what the background to sex was. The meeting place, how he hugged him, what he gave him on that day, etc.
For example, he hugged me from the back, kissed my neck, and that was the beginning.
Write him an SMS: “I’m now thinking about how you tenderly hugged me for the first time...”. And this will be enough to get you on the same page.
Men, like women, love affection and kind words. Don't think that your man is an exception.
SMS: “Your tender lips are the best morning gift”, “Your hands are strong, but such soft hugs” and in this spirit will give not only passion, but also a deep feeling of affection.
In addition to SMS, let us remind you that no one canceled mini-notes.
Especially if you are packing him food, things for training, or anything else with you. A sweet message will give him a great mood and a desire to quickly return to bed with his beloved.
love poems 
exciting poems 
tender poems 
Regarding poetry, they are wonderful, but if you don’t write them yourself, don’t rely on them, no matter how much you love to read rhyme.
But for variety they are also necessary. Below we present several options, but the exciting rhymes are so numerous that they can be collected in multi-volume books.
Erotic SMS that excites a man or guy at a distance: text
In this section we provide a whole series of examples for writing erotic SMS, but remember - they are for inspiration and nothing more!
If your man decides to respond with a reciprocal SMS and starts searching the Internet for erotic SMS, after which he comes across one that his girlfriend seemingly sincerely wrote... this will mean the failure of the operation. But we don’t want this?
Sexual SMS to excite a man, guy
Continuing the theme, we propose to add playful sexual SMS, the purpose of which is liberation. And not only men, but also you.
Offer to play a game in SMS, create a sexual quest (answers an intimate question correctly - receives the reward indicated in the SMS). So, the first SMS is a question, the second SMS is a reward and we are waiting for the correct answer!
Sexual SMS It is also impossible to imagine a vibrant sex life without knowledge in this area. Look for interesting facts, ancient rituals, historical figures associated with sex, unusual names for seemingly familiar positions and write playful SMS.
For example: "We're going to the rodeo tonight." If you just started dating, he will remain perplexed. But if this is not the first time he has been on a quest, he will buy a cowboy hat on the way home, and at work he will be distracted by searching “rodeo” poses on Google.
In the age of the Internet, our SMS can contain not only text, but also photos... intimate photos!
Upskirt photos in the office, deep cleavage against the backdrop of the street, and for the most daring, the absence of underwear in a public place.
But remember, no underwear only works if it's shocking and exciting.
If your man knows that lingerie is not your wardrobe item, it is unlikely to make the right impression.
Intimate stimulating SMS for a man Pleasant, exciting SMS for a guy when he’s at work
So, we already know that it is not always worthwhile to behave vulgarly. Sometimes it excites pleasantness, understanding and the most tender love. Write to your loved one:
- I love (and part of the body, action, character trait)
- You are the most (wonderful, amazing, kind) in the world!
- You will succeed, because we are together!
- I saw... and remembered how wonderful you are to me!
- Thank you for having me
- I miss you, I'm waiting...
- We have a surprise today
- I was pleased what you did for me
- I need you forever!
- This city needs a hero - this city needs you!
Are you spending the night in different places today? Don't miss this wonderful opportunity! After all, it is in separation that true feeling is learned.
Exciting good night SMS for a guy, a man - good night wishes in your own words Write him touching SMS:
- Without you the bed is completely cold...
- My legs ache without your caresses...
- Start with “Do you want me to tell you a secret?” and this will definitely turn into sexual correspondence!
- Sweet and depraved dreams to you!
- Sweet dreams, I want to see you and me in my dream..
How to arouse a man through SMS?
Believe me, the most serious man can be knocked out with just one SMS, but!
If your man’s work involves concentration, choose the time for such SMS while finishing work and on the way home, at lunch, or in the morning.
If your man is reading a report and your life in the next few years depends on it, you shouldn’t knock him down with the most ardent SMS.
How to excite a man through SMS But remember, for a strong effect you need not just a call to action, you need aggression on your part.
For example, “Go into your office, I’m already there and I’m only wearing a fur coat,” “Your slave is waiting in the back seat: will you dress her or spank her,” or “Look in the pocket of your jacket, but not in a public place,” and there are pre-inserted fishnet panties . Etc.
Writing one SMS is a mine that can remain intact or cause an explosion.
Or rather passion. Below we present passionate SMS exchanges that will definitely inspire you to great deeds!
How to excite a man by correspondence: examples of SMS 
How to excite a man by correspondence: examples of SMS 
Exciting SMS poems for a man
Rhyme, and even humor, will never go out of fashion. We suggest not to miss the opportunity and pamper your beloved man with exciting and teasing SMS.
