Playful birthday greetings to a man. Cool and funny SMS happy birthday greetings to a man, boyfriend. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!

Funny and cool congratulations

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!

Cool congratulations and wishes

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!

Funny and funny congratulations

Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!

I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.

Funny birthday greetings

We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always nearby!

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!

Cool birthday greetings

On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everything be fine!

We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

Ridiculous birthday greetings to men

Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of ​​success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.

Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people

Happy birthday! Happy Valentine's Day!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.

Happy Birthday! I wish you good luck.
Happy days, chaos is coming.
You have already become a macho man.
The female sex is crazy about you.

You know how to joke appropriately
And you are able to understand without words.
I'm endlessly interested in you,
I feel light and warm with you.

I wish you changes
Only for the better, good news.
I wish you fulfillment
All your dreams and ideas.

Today you are our main hero,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!
Know: you are the only one in the world,
We don't know anything else like this
And it’s unlikely that we’ll be able to find it anywhere...
That's why we appreciate you very much:
Your will, character and become,
You are always confident in yourself!
We wish you not to be sad,
Forget all your worries for a while,
The spirit of fun, gain enthusiasm,
Celebrate your birthday with daring!

I am beautiful to you on this holiday,
I wish you decent income,
So that once a year is enough for the Maldives,
And trips to the shops for everything.

I also wish you fun,
Life is fabulous and colorful,
So that your family is happy,
And, preferably, with many children.

Let people laugh around you
With that laughter, driving away sadness,
May everything work out for you,
And all the grief is carried away into the distance.

Be like a lion in bed, wild
And be an obedient husband,
So that the wives' dashing screams
I could shut you up with a kiss!

At work, be like Caesar
And with friends, like Socrates,
The mornings are light and playful
Do push-ups, do the splits!

Be a hero man
And not just a man!
On his birthday he deserves
You are Martini with kebab!

Today, and in the future,
Your plans will come true
Let the good things be remembered
The bad will be forgotten.

And may friends multiply
Let the enemies fall,
Wealth multiplies
Luck smiles.

So that a spring of health flows.
Children so as not to upset,
Not for a moment, not for a moment
The wife and mother-in-law did not grumble.

Blinding, boy, you're glowing.
You have a thousand-watt light bulb,
From which you can no longer escape, -
Rock it! Happy birthday brother!

Let the girls throw themselves at your neck,
They won't let you sleep at night!
All wishes come true instantly,
From success in the soul - to fireworks!

But let a piece of childhood remain,
And lives invariably inside.
Let him dream like a boy,
The drive from life is like from a game!

Find the treasure quickly
And drag the firebird home!
Having finally defeated the laziness monster,
To earn a royal daughter as a wife!

So important in any situation
Remain confident in victory,
Whatever happens - be yourself,
And even if it’s difficult, don’t give up!
Let the support of loved ones and friends
Will support and help in every matter,
May your wishes come true soon,
Let all your goals become achievable!

I wish you on your birthday,
So that life is joyful and unearthly,
I just wish, like in the movie, to become a hero,
Shine like a star every day in life!

I wish you to get into Forbes, at least once,
From happiness I wish to fall only into ecstasy,
And so that success is supported by love,
I wish you to walk without harm to your health!

Any congratulations
Good for your birthday
Let them be from the heart,
From the depths of my soul!

Congratulations! After all, today
We have a birthday boy!
Let the soul sing with happiness,
The mood will be great!

Well, I'll have to congratulate you
And accept gifts
And also - guests in the evening
Have fun and entertain!

What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!

I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

Birthday has arrived
He protected me from all matters,
Have a great rest today,
Fun, glamorous, noisy;

Forgetting about all the bad weather,
There will be only happiness in life,
There will be a light stripe,
You will believe in miracles.

Money, a villa and a car,
And full of gasoline,
You can have a dacha in the Moscow region
And good luck all year round.

Pouring a glass of whiskey
Holding a cigar in my hand,
Probably in English
You're spending the year.

And youth is in full swing,
I've matured a little.
Such a good guy
Girls have a price.

Let there be things in life
Which you can't buy.
Let your heart be
To wish, to dream, to love.

There are many wishes for a good holiday:
Joy, good luck, many years to come!
Travel and new discoveries,
Bright achievements and victories!
Interesting things to do, reliable friendship,
Cheerfulness, health, strong strength!
So that everything that is needed in this life,
I brought it with me every day!

I want to rummage in the garden
And dig up a countless treasure,
And then drill a well
And find the oil lake.
I would like to write a script
And sell it to Spielberg right away
Let Angelina and Brad be paired
He will shoot on it.
Always have it in your pocket
Keys to the car and apartment,
And most importantly, have a desire,
Improve something in this world.

May you always be lucky
Cheerful, hard-working, healthy -
Gather friends more often
Forget the doctors!
To have fun
With the male brethren -
We don't care about snacks,
But the beer flows like a river!
And let our team
A beautiful goal will be scored!
And let the team of chicks
Gives without rest!

I want to congratulate you on your birthday!
Early in the morning I will whisper in your ear:
I loved you even more
Because you didn’t invite guests to our house.

That the dishes will be as clean as crystal,
Because you invited them all to the cafe.
Now I dress up very nicely
And I’ll spin with you in a passionate dance.

Happy birthday, my dear,
And when we return home at night,
Only then will I give my gift:
A completely sleepless night and a new dawn.

Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!

Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
They avoided bad weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!

I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.

I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
To be skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!

Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!

Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse is waiting:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

Happy birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!

In every business, endeavor,
Only success - to the skies,
Inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!

Happy birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.

Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.

So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.

In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!

You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!

So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.

So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.

On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.

This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.

The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.

To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.

I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.

So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!

Happy birthday!
Let them rush at full speed
Happiness, miracle, inspiration
And luck is just a click away.

Let everything work out, grow together,
Magic will happen
The sun shines daily
And it will only bring joy!

I wish you all the most beautiful things,
Happiest:
Health - chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is endless,
Youth is eternal,
Smiles - strawberry!
And life will be easier.
Everyone watch! Very funny!

Happy Birthday! Success in work, pleasant weather, pure, tender and repeated love, children of different sexes, coats that fit their figure, neighbors in the compartment who do not drink or smoke, silky hair, snow-white teeth, wealthy husbands, gentle sponsors, smart lovers, spouses in law , mothers-in-law living in another region, submissive daughters-in-law, washed dishes, husbands who do not snore and are shaved at night, colleagues who are not fixated only on grandmothers, enemies of the weak, enemies of the very weak, dinners in bed, polar impressions and ... ... these .... well, in general, that......regular
3.

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And after -. have sex
Benefits of Enjoying Life
. And zealously have sex
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up to age! —
Getting old, but having sex!
... It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.
Tough - watch to the end!

I wish you good health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.
5.

So that breasts like Irene Ferrari,
And a butt like J.Lo's.
So that the men open their mouths,
They drove us around in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown at your feet,
And every day they swore love,
And in boutiques so that they dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that the sex is awesome until dawn,
It seemed like there was always money,
Vacation in Egypt all summer,
And go to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out,
So that men swear love
(I wish I could repeat myself).
In short, let everything go to hell!

I wish you on your birthday
elite clothes and machines,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no end to men,
So that a manicure is always in order,
And appearance is pure ideal,
In love, let it be only sweet,
May everyone look up to you!

One bottle, two bottles!
Happy birthday Friend!
Let there NOT be a hole in Life
Your Pocket is Full!

Three bottles and four...
We are already sailing with you,
SO THAT TOMORROW IN OUR WORLD
It WAS a very long Lights Out!

Five bottles and the sixth...
What... more could you wish for? ...
May your whole life be in sartir
It will be easy, motherfucker...

Seven on the way and the eighth...
For some reason I don’t see you...
Where have you gone? Well traitor...
I vomited... I hate it!
Funny birthday greetings.

My friend, I wish you cool parties
cheerful beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Fun in winter, awesome in summer
I wish you to be fashionably stylishly dressed and
happy tickets ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE
AND SO that friends can come to the rescue in times of trouble!

I wish you have everything in life...
... AND THE EXPECTED ADVANTAGES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES!

Happy birthday, friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servants,
Your own yacht!
In the center is a personal apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!

Happy birthday, or what?
Happy holiday of the soul!
But don’t rush to grow up yet.
Be a diligent daughter
Make your mother happy more often...
Well, that's all, in short!
In general, don’t get sick!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
SO THAT TO EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE
IT WAS AND WITH WHOM WHERE IT WAS!

Birthday is cool
THIS IS Kama Sutra Like
: For rapturous souls
- It’s so nice, at least dance!

Birthday is nice
Today you are the Most Important
Everyone says that
“My ears are burning all day long!”

Birthday is awesome
So it’s NOT at all in vain
WE Came to.. you Today
Because one thing
SO go crazy with pleasure -
This is just a perversion!

In general, happy birthday to you! ..
A glass... That is, I shake your hand!
13.

I wish your pocket to be full, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!

Citizen birthday girl! Considering that the degree of your income along the thorny path to the cemetery has approached a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on the next stage passed and even more hasten to envy your permissive age. (18 years old - can purchase alcoholic beverages) May your happy summers multiply at the expense of your unlucky ones diminishing. May your personal life be restructured in the spirit of the times. May your nose always stay in the wind of change!

Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!

16.
Happy birthday Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
To be healthy in Siberian style,
Live long in Caucasian style
Gypsy style Be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

17.
Congratulations! I wish you
FORCES of male and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

18.
Be beautiful Malvina HOW
And LIKE Cinderella Miles!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes!
19.
WHAT to wish a man on his birthday
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know genital diseases...

To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
SO that all women love you
And they warmed the soul AND the bed!

WHAT TO SAY ABOUT OUR BIRTHDAY
His face is courageous,
The heart is noble
Intelligence is powerful
Character - persistent,
Eyes are clear
The look is piercing,
The head is cooking,
Rules the wheel
He can do everything
Doesn't spare money
Today everyone loves the girl for you!

21.
I wish you on your birthday,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
So that there is both fun and peace,
So that the husband is a king, the lover is a prince
And Money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep, and to an apartment in the center,
So that the breasts only become larger,
A sip of love, but a hundredweight of happiness!

22.
Something has changed imperceptibly
It’s like someone has grown up exactly a year.
Why is there such a pandemonium at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How can we congratulate you now,
We'll pull you by the ears with love,
And to your popular person
WE wish regular love!

23.
Buddy! I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! ...
..I meant wallet

Once upon a time, God gave a person five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals -. Fifty years each. A man went to the animals so that THEY would give him a Part of their Life. And so it happened that for twenty-five years a man lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five for years they laugh at him like he is a monkey. I want to wish you to live at least another hundred years as a human being!

25.
I wish you were like a salad! ...
... Cool peppers and cabbage!

26.

27.
On your birthday, congratulations from us are just the thing.
We send kind words. IT'S TWO
Be ahead ALL TIME -. IT'S Three
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace, seems to be four.
Never lose heart -. IT'S Five
Multiply EVERYTHING THAT IS -. IT'S Six
Be attentive to everyone -. THIS IS SEVEN
Always being at a normal weight means eight, nine, ten.
Well, and in addition to this -
! Happiness, joy, good luck
Let your life NOT be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The key to the car is in your pocket
TV remote control waiting on the sofa

28.
Success at 7 years old is being able to wake up in a dry bed,
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl,
Success at 25 is being able to find yourself a good wife,
Success at 35 means career and family,
Success at 35 is family and career,
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman
Success at 85 years old -. THIS is to be able to wake up in a dry bed
I wish you (name) success in your future life.

29.
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

On your birthday I wish you
May all your dreams come true,
So that men surround you,
Not March cats!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
We wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!

Congratulations, hugs,
And we shout HURRAY to you!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!

31.
No downtime for glasses or forks
I stand for you today!

And then that evening came,
Beautiful cake and candles,
Decorated the holiday table,
I'm incredibly glad to meet you...
I'm raising rum
For a dear friend,
And in any scenario,
I wish you a snowstorm….
... Blizzard of happiness and steam,
Which will lead to a spouse,
And if you want it big,
Hit all the dishes with happiness...
And run around the house naked and barefoot!

33.
I wish that in your house the table is always full of food, and the bed is always full of pleasure.

I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

35.
Health, happiness, money, buddy,
We wish! May your soul be full!
And remember: you can't argue with this,
Whatever the buddies want.

36.
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's STILL fun
No way I left!

Let there be fewer critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate
Let the money be in full in your bag,
! And fewer dangerous connections
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups!

38.
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - great!

39.
How important it is to have time for everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today, congratulations
And I'll try to stop by tonight!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy Aging Day.
Cannabis is not easy on the lungs,
Here's some jam for you.
41.
I wish your life is dirty and dark...
So that money is like dirt, and happiness makes your eyes dark!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
I wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!

43.
Happy birthday,
We are with you as a team.
And with all our hearts we wish
Always be so beautiful.
Let everything be in stacks
Silently, they lie down at your feet.
You must be with them
figure it out quickly.
Money for you to grab with a net,
Let everything always be a bundle.

Dear colleague
Know that we are always ready to come to your rescue...
... And the more revenue, the better!

45.
Congratulations! I wish you that every day you hurt in a different place, because, as experienced doctors say, real health is when every day it hurts in a different place...

46.
Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone “horseradish”, “stump”,
We congratulate you, buddy,
Have a wonderful birthday!

47.
Dear (name)! Let the cognac you drink be older than the women you sleep with!

48.
Happy Birthday, friend!
Of all the arts, the most important for us is BEER!
Come to our “art history circle” more often!
May you have a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

49.
Let's put jokes aside
It's time for great things!
Equal share for birthday
Spill it in a bottle!

I wish for your birthday,
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, with a beer mug
And cool girlfriend
Dancing until you drop!
What, do you need anything else?

Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse is waiting:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.

I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!

I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!

You live smartly and decorously,
Measuring your entire life...
Happy birthday, man -
Our wonderful man!
You are rich, smart and slim
(If not with the body, so with the soul),
At home, women are worthy,
Glory, big prize!
Don't walk on someone else's side
Don't suddenly cut off your wings
In a vulnerable, childish, delicate -
Live in happiness - your dreams!!!

Comic congratulations on the man's anniversary

So important in any situation
Remain confident in victory,
Whatever happens - be yourself,
And even if it’s difficult, don’t give up!

Let the support of loved ones and friends
Will support and help in every matter,
May your wishes come true soon,
Let all your goals become achievable!

Happy Birthday to you,
Have fun from the heart, don't be sad.
I wish you a lot of happiness,
And especially happiness in love.

Let every moment in life be beautiful,
And may fate protect you from troubles,
Let the world of love be wonderful,
And the dawn is joyful with your beloved.

You and I have been through a lot...
And girls and a long journey,
I want to wish you on your birthday,
So that it all comes back to us again.

And even if I'm not around right now,
Place the glass and bottle on the table,
I will immediately fly to you with a reward -
I'll bring you a gift, dear!

Hooray! Your main holiday has arrived!
Today is your birthday!
He is the best, the most glorious!
You are waiting for gifts and fun.

We won't keep you waiting
The surprise is ready!
We hasten to wish you good health
And the fulfillment of dreams!
Be cheerful and always loved!
We all need your laughter!

Today we will tell you in verse:
We are proud to meet you,
And therefore we are pleased
Happy birthday to you!
Yes, a birthday is no small thing!
Let's express our wish like this:
Let your home be a full cup
And your happiness will not change,
Love, health and warmth,
May life be happy!

People say that a man is
And the Sultan, and yet a breadwinner.
Well, that's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, as for the breadwinner, everything is clear here:
This means pumping oil in the garden.
Life like this is not dangerous at all,
Let him go in the same way.

Let the sock find a pair,
Borscht is always waiting hot,
It's good to bear such punishment,
To be called a man.

I congratulate you and wish you to become
A multimillionaire, as I once dreamed of,
But when you fly past in a Porsche,
Try to spot me at the metro.

We also wish you to hurry
Get some important things done:
Conquer the heart of a beauty
And drink vodka with friends,

Don't throw words to the wind,
Make a lot of money!
In general, to always be in everything
A real man!

What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
The guests are drunk at the end
Everyone with lipstick on their face!

Oh, what a pity, today I
I can't be with you
But I’ll congratulate you via SMS,
Be beautiful and lovely!

Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

Congratulate a man on his anniversary with a joke

I wish you on your birthday
It’s not just a stupid thrill to catch -
More happiness, pleasure,
Brighter than sunny love.
Undivided... Divided -
Anything can happen in fate.
Be crazy and in love
You will deserve self-love!

Birthday boy, where have you been?
You forgot to register!
As much as possible, motherfucker,
Wait in vain?!

Where's the liver? Where is the balyk?
Where's the herring? Where is the tongue?
Where is the vodka, cognac, wine?
We've been waiting a long time!

Congratulations excite
Alcohol and food...
Now there's a different situation!
Be happy and be rich!

You haven't built a house yet,
But the apartment is renovated.
And I achieved it with my hard work,
That your son is growing.
I wish you to be on time
Exceed this plan:
A few more sons
A daughter, a dacha and a whole garden!

Your beer belly won't spoil you,
It is our favorite!
Gray hair doesn't spoil you at all,
She should decorate a man!
And if someone says that you are not young,
There will be a reason for him to wipe his nose -
After all, birthday boy, you are always a hero,
Place your left one on your shoulder blades!

Happy birthday, man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set goals more boldly.

Get only what you want
Be happy both day and night:
Let your hand be strong -
Give problems a kick!