In our article you can find April Fool's pranks, jokes, jokes and cool congratulations from April 1 in verse.
A witty and humorous holiday, which comes at the beginning of the second month of spring - April 1, although not considered a state holiday, is one of the most revered. On this day, getting on the nerves of those around you, testing the sense of humor of your loved ones, friends and colleagues is a sacred thing.
And in order not to look like one on April Fool's Day, it is best to prepare April Fools' Day pranks and funny jokes for others in advance, funny poems and funny SMS for loved ones.
Important! In order not to offend someone with your jokes, try to choose jokes without dirty tricks and humiliation. “Dark” April Fools’ humor should surprise only those people who will understand you and will not be offended.
Cool SMS congratulations on April 1
For people who do not understand jokes and pranks, it is best to choose funny sms congratulations. A humorous April Fool's message will please even the most inveterate skeptic.
Hooray! Today is April 1st: Day of a white back, sewn-in socks and sour cream in a toothpaste tube. Beware! Jokers are everywhere! Happy April Fool's Day!
Hello buddy! I hope you remember what day it is today? That's right, April 1st. And it depends on you whether it will be April Fool's Day or April Fool's Day! Go for it! Time has passed...
Glorious there will be a day today. Watch out...ho-ho-ho
Hello! Happy beginning of the second month of spring to you. Let fun and joy burst into your home, and let the rosy mood never leave you even in the most extreme cases...
Hello! I decided to warn you, I only found out about it today. You are at gunpoint. A worldwide conspiracy has begun, called “Just Make a Joke.” Someone is trying to prank you. Be careful! Happy April 1st!
Help! They are everywhere... They rummage through your pockets, leave messages on your back, throw buttons on your chair, persuade your cat... Be careful. There are only jokers around! Happy April 1st!
Don't be discouraged on this day,
They don’t whine and don’t suffer!
Happy Merry Day, hurry up
Congratulations to everyone!
Nice day today. Is it true?
Day of Fun and Untruth,
Jokes, laughter and doubts!
Pranks and good luck!
Let it be on April 1st,
There will be fewer funny things
And joyful moments
Which you won't forget!
Let On this April Fool's Day, nothing will ruin your mood! No white back, no sour cream instead of toothpaste, no prickly button on the chair! Happy April Fool's Day!
I don't wish for love today
But only joy and laughter,
April Fool's jokes. I know -
Fun is not a hindrance to feelings!
The first of April is just around the corner,
Have fun and joke.
After all, laughter dispels anxiety,
Adds happiness to life's journey!
How to play on April 1 using SMS?
Even if a person is too far away, you can prank him using SMS. The main thing in this matter is to buy a new SIM card so that the prank is believable.
Dear subscriber. We are forced to disconnect your phone number for non-payment. We will also turn off the gas, water and electricity in your home until you repay the debt in the amount of 76 rubles. Best regards, Vodafone.
Second... The Second... The First calls the Second... Tomorrow, at exactly 15:37, I’m waiting in the same place. The password is “Jerboa”, the answer is “Dragonfly”. I'll be at the secret hut in the evening! The name of the operation is "Tuna". End of connection! Turn off your phone and call the rail!
Congratulations! Your number took part in a win-win lottery and won a bonus - a gypsy girl. We suggest you pick it up at the LohotoLottery office within 14 days, otherwise on the 15th day you’ll have to pick up a whole camp!
Sonny, call urgently. All our phones were turned off. Call urgently. Mother.
Son. Well, let's run home. There's a big belt waiting for you here.
Dear subscriber! For squandering corporate secrets and state secrets on the Beeline network, your number will be permanently disabled and added to the black list of enemies of the state. NKVD officers have left for your location.
I'm already three I'm waiting for your call every day! If you don’t call me back immediately, I’ll call your wife right away and tell you everything about us. I can barely contain myself!
Dear subscriber, there was a failure in the system, and for the April Fool's gift bonus, 500 rubles were debited from your account. Thank you!
Kind day, sir. Would you please be so kind as to raise your brow up? Very difficult to aim. Best regards, sniper.
SMS for a guy: Good afternoon! Congratulations! You have successfully passed the test, and your profile has been successfully posted on the website gay.ru! With us you will definitely find your colored soul mate.
Good afternoon. You have activated our new service “Pleasant Awakening”. Ding-ding... get up. A new message will arrive every three minutes. To cancel the service, send an SMS with the word LAUGHTER to this number. The cost of disabling the service is 525 rubles. with maximum permissible limit. Vodafone – we are thinking about you!
At There was a problem sending the message. Virus detected. Don’t press anything, otherwise the phone will be locked... the phone is locked”№;!%:?*….. baths. …..haha. From April 1.
Hello, this is Ivan. Let's go - let's take a walk. I can't promise any drinks, but we'll have a great time. Susanin.
All, I'm tired! I want to rest. She left for a long time. Your roof!
Jokes, jokes on April 1
According to the established April Fools' tradition, you can congratulate not only loved ones, but also strangers on April Fool's Day. On this day there are no limits to communication and jokes!
- Joke in a public place
To play the joke correctly, you need to take ground transportation, the route of which passes through the bridge. While driving across the bridge, you need to look out the window and shout: “Look! Dolphins, dolphins! There are few people who can resist curiosity.
- Dead Bird Joke
The joke is perfect for April Fool's Day. While walking in the company of friends, look at the sky and exclaim: “Look, look! The dead bird is flying!”
- School joke “On the ceiling...”
In class, during the lesson, pass a note around the class with the text: “There is a mop (or socks) on the ceiling” and enjoy the reaction of your classmates.
- Thread joke
You will need a spool of white thread. Using a needle, thread the thread through preferably dark clothing, placing it on the shoulder or chest (to make it more visible). Place the spool under the clothes so that it unwinds easily when you pull the thread. There will be a lot of friends who will want to remove this thread.
- Comic ad
Place a notice on the information sign: “Dear employees! Anyone who has not undergone labilization, go to the occupational safety engineer.” Below, in small print, write: “Labilization is the pronunciation of sounds with elongated, rounded lips.” Those who want to know what it is, fold your lips like a duck and say: “April 1st - don’t trust anyone.”
VIDEO: 5 jokes for April 1
Draws for April 1
To properly celebrate the universal April Fool's Day, you should prepare properly: choose funny pranks for friends, relatives, classmates and strangers.
Supermarket raffles
- To make everyone in the supermarket have fun, set an alarm on the clock at 5-minute intervals.
- Throw extra items at your customers. Women - condoms, men - pads or diapers.
- Go into the fitting room, and after a while you run out and say: “Please excuse me, but you’ve run out of toilet paper here.”
Telephone draw "Electrician"
Call any city number, introduce yourself as an electrician who is carrying out work in the house and ask not to answer phone calls for 10 minutes, since working on a telephone line is dangerous, you can get electrocuted. A few minutes later, call the same number yourself and, if they pick up, let out a heartbreaking scream.
Telephone prank "TV"
Call any phone number and say:
— Good afternoon, someone is bothering you from the television store. Do you need a TV?
“No,” they answer.
- Then the brigade is leaving!
- Where? For what? - will be the answer.
- He'll take the TV!
Giveaway in public transport
For such a prank, you will need helpers. It is best to hold such an event in the metro. Enter the carriage and sit in an empty seat. As soon as the cars start moving, go to the communication panel with the driver, pretend that you pressed the button and say: “Please! A medium Coke, a hamburger and a large potato with tartar sauce.” At the next station, an accomplice wearing a delivery uniform comes in and hands over the order.
To amaze those around you, go to the communication board again, and by “pressing” the button, say: “Thank you for your efficiency. Now, please, until the end, without stopping.”
“Dog Food” Raffle
Place breakfast cereal in a dog or cat food box. Once you enter the vehicle, take out the box, open it and gobble up the treat under the gaze of surprised people.
Prank with a bottle of vodka
This prank is suitable for those who are going on an outing with friends they don’t know well and have to spend the whole day behind the wheel. You should prepare the props in advance: buy a bottle of vodka, pour out the contents and fill with regular water. The best place to hide your props is under the driver's seat or in the glove compartment.
When the company is assembled and sitting in the car, drive the car very slowly and when you hear the indignant questions of your comrades and their calls to drive quickly, shout out: “Okay! You yourself wanted it!” Take out the prepared bottle of vodka, open it and drink half a bottle and sharply press on the gas. Enjoy the reaction through the rearview mirror.
How to make a joke on April 1st at work or at home?
Pranking your family is the hardest thing, especially if they know your love for jokes.
- Hide one slipper for each person in the house or stick them on the ceiling using double-sided tape.
- Glue all the household toothbrushes together. But keep in mind that after the drawing, everyone will need to be given a new toothbrush.
- Set all residents' alarm clocks back 30-40 minutes.
- Paint the nails of the most restless residents and set the alarm clock forward 30 minutes so that the angry person does not have time to come to his senses and “beat” you.
Prank on a colleague via fax
This draw will take place with the colleague who has a fax on his desk. Send a fax to the employee with the approximate content: “ Dear, (colleague’s initials). Our employees have identified errors in your tax obligations, and you owe a debt of 700 rubles. If the specified amount is not paid by you before April 1, a penalty of 200 rubles will be charged daily. Head of the Tax Inspectorate Chabas G.V. For questions please call(insert number of local mental hospital).”
Prank for a colleague “Naughty mice”
Colleagues whose desks are located next to each other need to change their mice. It will be a surprise when the owner of the computer discovers suspicious activity of his mouse.
"Office Trouble" Raffle
To carry out the joke, you will need double-sided tape, with which you can stick stationery and things of your colleagues throughout the office. For greater effect, you can
Wrap your co-workers' monitors in foil, wrapping paper, or cling film.
A prank for the boss or his secretary.
A very good way to tickle the nerves of the secretary or her boss. To do this, call the reception, and to the secretary’s question “who is calling?” answer:
-Tell me that your husband is bothering you. He knows whose!
"Someone" Raffle
This is a long running joke. In Word, using the AutoCorrect function, replace the most commonly used words with some specific phrases. For example, “of course” - “but what about”, “something” - “some kind of bullshit”.
April Fool's Day Prank with Signs
IN big company or an establishment with a large number of visitors, you need to place signs “Buffet”, “Toilet”, “Massage Therapist”, “Kitchen” in employee offices (for example, HR department, laboratory, marketing department). You can place directional arrows.
Funny poems for April 1
An April Fool's greeting can consist of a beautiful poem, without humorous pranks.
It’s stupid to be offended on this day,
It's better to joke and laugh
Fooling around and having fun -
And your life will last longer.
Today you are sure
Celebrating April Fool's Day.
Let your enthusiasm, your fun,
They will drive away sorrows in life.
Without a good and cheerful joke,
We can't live another day, friends,
Without pranks it will be sad
It is absolutely impossible to live without laughter.
Laughter is good for a person
Like a miracle drug.
He who laughs goes to the pharmacy
He walks less often, they say.
Today we have a holiday of laughter,
This is fun, this is fun.
Have time to play today
Everyone. And don't fall into the trap.
The festival of laughter is coming to us,
And fun awaits us all.
People love you on this day
Act out... and vice versa.
Today I'm a little depressed
On April Fool's Day or April Fool's Day?
Then, so as not to be a fool,
Have fun, make the whole house laugh.
Well, the long-awaited April has arrived!
Be the first to prank your friends!
And try on a bright and spring day!
Make both adults and children happy!
On a cheerful April day,
Everyone laughs: both kindergartens and schools,
And educators and teachers,
The whole earth is merry today.
May this fool's holiday
The smile never leaves your lips.
Laughter and fun can be heard everywhere,
April Fool's moments
Let them give joy and enthusiasm,
And those who are old and those who are young.
Every house is full of jokes,
Fun is knocking on the door
Try to play
Everyone who will be happy about the joke.
VIDEO: The best giveaways for April 1st. How to prank family friends
April 1 is a favorite holiday of people with a subtle sense of humor.
It is on this day that original banter with a friend is considered the best manifestation of strong friendship. April Fool's Day is just around the corner, and today it's time to prepare the funniest pranks, even if you won't be able to see your friend on April 1st. We present 13 cool ideas on how to prank a friend on the phone.
13 funny prank calls
for a friend
1. Credit Card Raffle
A great April Fool's joke with an imitation of an SMS message from a bank. To implement it, you need to prepare in advance. First you need purchase new number (SIM card) or call using another unknown number, for example, a friend from work. Now that you have a number from which you will prank your friend, you need to carry out some operations with his mobile phone without him noticing. Firstly, you need to spy on what SMS messages the bank he uses sends, and secondly, “enter” a pre-prepared number into his mobile phone, signing it with the name of the issuing bank. It will look like this: "Bank name and last four digits of account." For example: “SberBank*3478”. When everything is done, you can proceed to the drawing. Call young man and beg him to buy some thing he likes, which should cost quite a lot, but you must convince him of its usefulness. Be that as it may, he will ask you to wait with the decision, and you end up finding a way to make a purchase yourself. About ten minutes later you send him an SMS from a pseudo-bank about the payment being made and the balance being very small or even minus. We bet he’ll call you back very quickly, and when the prank is revealed, you’ll have a great laugh together.
2. It’s unclear who’s calling
The joke is that you need mix all phone numbers . It turns out that the caller's name will not correspond to reality. We advise you to rewrite the correct names of the numbers in advance, because the first of April will pass, and then you will need to return everything to normal. Please pay attention special attention the numbers your friend calls most often. For example, let your boss’s number be used instead of your mother’s, and yours instead of your boss’s.
3. Mean mistress (lover)
The joke is suitable for pranking your loved one or best friend. You call the person you're going to prank about halfway through the workday, and meticulously clarify his daily routine . Pay special attention to clarifying exactly when he will return from work. Ask if he can come earlier. The point is to create some doubts. Now after a short time you send an SMS to his mobile phone, supposedly you got the wrong number , the following contents. If you are a girl: “Darling, I’ve arranged everything, I’m waiting for you at my place, mine won’t be back until 19-00. I miss you very much. Let's hurry up..." If you are a guy: “Honey, hi, I called yours, he will definitely be busy until 19-00. To you or to me? I miss you very much...” Now wait for a reaction. Scary?
4. Lost phone
Ask your friend to call the person you are going to joke on and tell him that the phone was found, and the last number that was called was made to this number. Ask to come and pick up the phone to return to the owner. Be prepared to be asked where the phone was found. This could be a place where it could actually be lost or, for example, something special: a drug dispensary or a department of a skin and venous dispensary. There are no limits to your imagination here. Set a time and place. You'll have a good laugh when you meet up with a friend, and you can head to the bar to continue the fun evening.
5. Anonymous SMS
There is such a service on the Internet. You can send SMS with any content to any mobile operator and absolutely free. This provides a lot of possibilities. For example, you can send love messages from fans, a gay man in love who threatens suicide if you don’t meet him, a boss who raises/lowers your salary (position), an SMS from a collection service, a message about winning the lottery, and so on.
6. Bad tests
A good joke for those who have recently visited medical institutions. The bottom line will be that supposedly lost results have been found and you are forced to report the disease. For a more successful prank, collect personal information about the person you are pranking. Call and confirm your full name. Then inform you that now, by order of the ministry (No254/12 from...) all tests were run for skin diseases and, unfortunately, a positive result was revealed. They will ask you what the result is, and most likely they will deny the tests. You specify registration, clinic number, date of birth, maybe something else, for example, the name of the family doctor, and say that for a detailed investigation you are waiting for the patient at the hospital at the specified address (give the address), they say you are just calling, and it’s better to drive up, but warn that the result is not at all good and hospitalization will probably be required, but it is better to check with your doctor. The main thing here is to speak convincingly, in the appropriate tone of a doctor, and not to laugh. When to reveal the prank is up to you. You can get the “victim” to visit the hospital (for fun, you can give the address of the maternity hospital) . Good luck!
7. Need urgent help
Call a friend and say that your radiator is boiling and you are standing not far from its location . Ask him to fill a 5-liter bottle of water and come to your aid. Explain exactly where you are, and when the person with the water appears in your field of vision, you can chase him around the area and film it all on video, which you will send to him at the end of the day. Believe me, this is all a lot of fun over the phone. Be sure to hurry him up, because you are late for an extremely important meeting. Prepare in advance funny words with which you will saturate your speech while passing a friend with water along the road. We assure you that you will have a lot of laughs, and it will be fun for all participants in this draw.
8. Stuttering prank
We suggest a prank model for someone who works with people on the phone, but you can transform the idea to suit your taste based on the situation. Call a person who, for example, works as a recruiter for personnel selection, and with a strong stutter for five minutes you talk about yourself and your desire to work as a sales consultant. A natural reaction is at least a smile. The conversation will be long if you come up with a strategy for the story in advance so that you want to listen to it to the end. The result is, naturally, a refusal of the position, and here you must tell him that you have a brother who will do an excellent job, but he stutters a LITTLE. Believe me, not only the one conducting the conversation will laugh, but also everyone around you. When properly prepared, it causes hysteria. And then you can appear with a phone and with the words: “Well, why are you laughing? How-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal?”
9. Winning the lottery
We call a friend and introduce ourselves as a radio host. We inform you that a promotion was held with the manufacturing company, for example, televisions, and his act won the main prize - a plasma TV. Please provide the address where you need to pick up the gift. To be sure, ask for an identification code and passport. Set a time and warn him that he needs to be on air tomorrow and thank the manufacturer who organized the lottery. Usually a person believes and goes to the specified address to collect his winnings. The next day you call back and ask if you managed to collect the prize. After you hear all the words prepared for you, tell your friend that he just went live.
10. Check from the telephone exchange
Call a friend and introduce yourself as a telephone exchange employee. Talk about the phone line being tested. Ask them to pick up a pencil and lightly tap the tube. Usually they ask again, is it possible to use a pen? Are you allowed to knock with a pen? When the person knocks on the tube, ask them to knock on the wall nearby. Thank you. Now ask for a tap on the head... The main thing is to have time to insert later: “Happy April 1st!!!”
11. Call to the FSB or tax office
To be convincing, Google and pick up the professional buzzwords that employees use. Next, find out information about the “victim” and his director (or subordinates). The essence of the prank: call a friend and introduce yourself as an employee of the relevant organization. You are summoned to appear at the department regarding the initiation of a criminal case against its boss. Give a couple of personal details of the boss, indicate in what area he was caught, and tell him that he pointed out your friend and therefore you will have a conversation, for now an amicable one. Otherwise, a summons will be issued and you will have to appear in the case officially. Ask to receive a fax with details or an email that says: “Happy April 1st!!!” The prank works well with those who work in organizations where there is something not entirely legal, for example, salaries in envelopes.
12. Message to my wife
We call a friend ( female voice) while he is not at home. Please call me on the phone. Naturally they will tell you that he cannot answer the phone. State your name and ask him to tell him that you do not agree to an abortion, that you will raise the child yourself, you will not have any complaints, and let him no longer bother you, because you do not want to cause inconvenience because of one ridiculous situation that happened to both of you. You quickly hang up. The result may be unpredictable - we warn you in advance!
There are literally a few hours left until the holiday, which some consider meaningless and merciless, while others see it as an excellent reason to joke. April 1, also known as April Fool's Day, forces us to be careful when communicating with friends, or to use our creativity and sense of humor to the fullest. If you don’t want or don’t have time to come up with your own prank, we offer you a dozen time-tested April Fool’s jokes.
Classics of the genre
1. If we discard the vulgar “your whole back is white,” then the most indestructible classic is moving all the clocks in the house forward an hour. The “victim” gets up an hour earlier by the alarm clock and goes about his business through the morning darkness. And he doesn’t even suspect that he will have to wait another hour for the meeting/the start of the working day/the opening of the museum.
2. Fill the bottom of a glass with toothbrushes with Moment glue. Primitive? Yes, but in the morning you are guaranteed the rage and bewilderment of your relatives.
3. Tonight, before going to bed, hide all your slippers. The effect is similar to the previous point.
4. If your family has gourmets with a keen sense of beauty, skip this point. In other cases, good old salt in a sugar bowl works like clockwork, no matter how old this “trick” is.
5. IN recent years a prank with soap and nail polish became popular thanks to the VKontakte public pages. Actually, you take soap and clear nail polish. The first is covered with the last, and after drying it cannot be distinguished from ordinary soap by appearance. But an attempt to “soap” such a piece turns into a fiasco for the unknowing “victim”.
6. Food coloring can help you! You can use it as a joke in many ways (fortunately, regular dyes are safe), but the most popular way is to dye your toothbrush overnight. I wonder why people joke about hygiene products so often?..
If you have a working day ahead
Maybe it happens that you have to spend this Saturday at work? Well, maybe some office pranks might come in handy.
7. An optical computer mouse can be sealed from the bottom with a piece of tape. Before your colleague realizes what is going on, he will be sure for some time that the most important detail the computer has become unusable.
8. Give or lend a banknote to a colleague. Just make a reservation that it is better not to insert it into the ATM. For a long time and painfully, your “victim” will search for signs of counterfeit on the banknote.
9. If you have a particularly curious person at work, take a cardboard box with the bottom cut out or simply poorly secured. Place a variety of things in it, and write something like “do not touch” or “personal items” on the outside. Then leave the room and wait for the person being played to enter it. Then walk into the noise of things falling out and watch the reaction.
Creative approach
There are many unusual ways prank those around you. We offer one of them.
10. You make an agreement with your friend and go buy some takeaway food at the nearest fast food outlet. Then you get on the metro and your friend leaves for the nearest station. On the next train, you enter the same carriage, during the trip, go to the “passenger-driver” communication button and pretend to speak into the microphone. Say the following loudly and clearly: “Hamburger, country fries and a small Coke!” At the next station, a friend, to the surprise of those around you, solemnly hands you a package with your order.
Whatever prank you pull off, don’t forget to congratulate your friend on April 1st and say that it was a joke. Friendship is more valuable!
The first of April is April Fool's Day and the only day of the year when you can and even need to play good-natured pranks on friends and strangers. Selection funny jokes will help you laugh heartily on this day and make those around you happy.
Fun at home
On this day, you cannot ignore the people living under the same roof with you.
- From the very morning, you can pull a white sheet over the bed of one of the family members, and then wake him up shouting: “The ceiling is falling!” But jokes like this should only be made on people with strong nerves, because, say, a grandmother can be too frightened.
- When you get up early, you can wrap a newspaper around your head to make something like a ball come out. Secure the structure with pieces of adhesive tape. Leave only a small opening for the mouth. When one of the household members wakes up and enters the kitchen, you should sit like this and calmly drink coffee. Do not react to family members and do not answer anything until they themselves figure out the reason for such strange behavior.
- You can also organize a prank for a small child, for example, by making ordinary-looking dumplings with an unusual filling of chocolate or marmalade. Immediately before eating, be sure to tell your child that these are dumplings with cabbage, potatoes or mushrooms, so that the effect is definitely unexpected. Another option is to instead of the usual scrambled eggs, serve white yogurt on a flat plate with half a large canned apricot in the middle. By the way, such dishes can be quite creative.
- Another trick for breakfast, lunch or dinner is to pour a little powdered sugar into a small container or bag and place it in a container of laundry detergent. Wait for the family to start eating, and then enter the kitchen, stand in front of everyone and, as if nothing had happened, consume the “washing powder” with a spoon.
- You can prank your wife or husband by placing a small rope under the sheet like a snake, after leaving its end on your side of the bed. When your husband or wife goes to bed, begin to lightly pull on it. Your significant other will almost certainly jump out of bed screaming loudly.
Another option is to place sheets of newspaper or foil under the sheet. When the owner of such a bed decides to go to bed, he will be very surprised by the strange sounds coming from under his sheets.
Jokes for colleagues, schoolchildren and students
You can organize funny pranks at work or school. This way you can not only make fun of your friends, but also amuse those around you. For those who work in a building with a lot of offices or study in an institution with a lot of offices and classrooms and want to play a prank on the next room, you can try the following prank:
- Print out several signs indicating “Toilet”, “Buffet” or “Copier”.
- Hang signs in the most crowded places so that using your signs it is easy to find the room you need.
- Attach a sign with the words “Toilet”, “Buffet” or “Copier” on the door of the room where you want to prank the people.
- Watch people constantly enter a classroom or office without knocking, freeze, and leave.
There are more ideas. Post a “Closed” sign on the toilets, and in the only toilet you leave for workers, line the entire floor with paper or plastic cups filled with water. If regular bar soap is used there, replace it with pieces of your own special soap, which you first coat with clear nail polish. Such soap will not lather, no matter how much you rub it.
Workplace one of your colleagues or teachers can be very carefully completely covered with soft, snow-white toilet paper. It will be funny if you can carefully wrap not only the entire table and chair, but also every single thing on the table.
A classic prank that many people still fall for is the box with no bottom prank. A box that does not have a bottom should be placed on a high cabinet, pour confetti inside, and close the top. Place a clearly visible inscription on the side of the box, for example “condoms”, so that whoever enters the room will be embarrassed and immediately try to remove it. Of course, anyone who decides to remove the box will end up covered in confetti.
Fun on the street
You can come up with a lot of jokes on the street by involving ordinary passers-by.
- Take a rope at least 10 meters long and find a separate building. Stand a few meters from the corner of the building.
- Ask a friend to help you take important measurements, or tell them you're doing a little experiment. Explain that you just need him to hold the rope and that it will take a few minutes. Also tell her that it is very important to you that the rope be kept tight throughout this time. Answer all questions that he will understand everything later.
- Go around the corner. Stop a passerby and tell him the same story.
- Now move some distance away so that neither your friend nor the other person can see you, and watch the two absolutely strangers, who don’t even know about each other’s existence, but at the same time stand in the middle of the street, holding a tightly stretched rope at both ends.
- Wait a little longer and enjoy the reaction of your friend and the passerby when they see each other.
Another good-natured and funny joke There is an invisible rope above passers-by. Invite a friend and sit on different sides of the sidewalk. Pretend that there is a rope stretched between you and you are tugging at it. Watch how people jump over your invisible thread.
Prank on the bus. Choose a route for ground transport, such as a bus, trolleybus or tram, passing over a bridge over the river. At the moment when the vehicle passes over the water, shout loudly, pointing your finger out the window: “Look, dolphins!” Enjoy the perplexed glances of the passengers crowded at the window.
And if these ideas don’t seem enough for you, watch the video and try to bring one of the scenarios to life.
Telephone pranks
Classic telephone jokes have always been popular, long before the advent of mobile phones. The first of April is a great occasion to remember some of them:
- Having gathered in a small group, you can choose one number, random or someone you know, and start calling it every 5-10 minutes from different numbers, each time asking: “Is this Ivan Smirnov?” When you get tired of calling, make the last call by saying: “Hello, this is Ivan Smirnov. Did anyone call me here?”
- Another telephone prank is to call any home number, introduce yourself as someone from the housing and communal services or water utility and say that in an hour there will be an unscheduled shutdown of cold and hot water for the day, so residents are warned so that they can get water. Call back an hour later on the same number, inquire whether the residents have collected water, and after receiving an affirmative answer, inform them that you are taking a flock of geese to them for a swim.
- An old joke that also works with landlines. You must call any number, introduce yourself as the telephone company and explain that work is being done on the line, so you cannot pick up the phone for the next 10 minutes, otherwise a company employee may receive an electric shock. You call back after a couple of minutes and, if they pick up the phone, you let out a loud scream, as if someone had been electrocuted.
When preparing your next joke and choosing a suitable candidate for it, do not forget to think about other people. Remember that not everyone has a sense of humor, so your jokes may offend or offend some. Any prank should amuse and delight not only you, but also those whom you decide to prank.
Perhaps the kindest holiday of the year is approaching - April Fool's Day. Main task on the first of April - to successfully prank your acquaintances and not fall for this bait yourself. If vigilance helps with the latter, then for friends you will need interesting jokes on April 1st. Let's consider the options for drawings.
April 1st jokes for friends on the phone
A telephone joke is a great way to congratulate a friend on the first of April. For everything to work, keep in mind that the “victim” is ready for pranks. So act suddenly.
Note: discard pranks that affect the personal life of a person and his relatives. At first glance, such jokes seem funny, but if the price of laughter is offense, then this is bad humor.
So, how to prank a friend on the phone:
- Are you sleeping?
The good thing about this joke is that the person will not even think that he is being played. Wait until three in the morning and then call a friend.
- Hello. Hello, how's life?
- Hello, what do you want?
-You were probably already asleep?
- OF COURSE HE WAS SLEEPING!
- Sorry, I'll call you in the morning.
This is a pretty harsh joke, so when you “meet” a friend in person, be prepared to listen to a tirade of dissatisfaction.
- Stock up on water.
Quite an old joke, but people still fall for it. The main thing is to call from a number unfamiliar to the “victim” and preferably change your voice plausibly. Dial a friend and say something like this:
– Good morning(day, evening). Is this Ivanov Ivan Ivanovich?
- Hello. Yes, it's me.
- They're bothering you from the city water utility. During the day, we will begin unscheduled repairs of major systems. Therefore, the water supply in your area will be turned off. Repairs may take a while, so we recommend stocking up on water. Fill all available containers with it.
- Fine. Thanks for the warning.
Say goodbye and wait a few hours. Then call back.
- Hello. This is the city water canal again. Have you filled the bath with water?
- Yes, thank you.
- My pleasure. Now go and launch the boats. Happy April 1st!
- Telephone terrorist.
Call the “victim” and talk for a few minutes on abstract topics or on business. Then, as if by chance, say that there is now a telephone operator on the line who is pestering subscribers and advise them not to pick up the phone for a few minutes.
Say goodbye and wait 2-3 minutes. Then call him, but from a different number. If your friend answers the call, scream into the microphone. An emotional reaction is guaranteed.
- Inaccessible.
This giveaway does not involve calling anyone. In this case, they need to call you. In this case, the joke will affect everyone who dials your number that day.
Set the forwarding to your number. Choose any organization: school, hairdresser, travel agency or bathhouse. Imagine the bewilderment of callers when, instead of your “Hello,” they hear an unfamiliar voice that convinces them that they are in the wrong place.
It will be doubly interesting if your friends think that you are on the other end of the line and are trying to prank them.
Note: Don't forward calls to police, fire, or ambulance departments. Firstly, they won’t appreciate jokes, and secondly, their line should be free for targeted calls.
April 1st jokes for friends at school
If you didn’t make fun of your friends at school on April Fools’ Day, you wasted the day. Don't do that. Show your imagination - and go for it! good mood. To do this, use the pranks described below:
- Why skiing?
You will need four matches and a straight face. Go up to a classmate or classmate and say: “Do you want me to show you a joke?”
If the “victim” agrees, ask them to keep their arms at their sides with their elbows bent. Next, give your friend a match in each hand, and put the remaining two under the shoes so that the head sticks out.
After that, ask the question: “What month is it now?” After the obvious answer, ask: “Why are you skiing then?”
The discouraged friend will realize that he has been played, but it will be too late.
- There's something on the ceiling.
While sitting in class, quietly write a note with the following content - “There is a mop on the ceiling” - and pass it around the class. Most who read it will look at the ceiling.
Absurd: how can a mop lie on the ceiling? But they will check anyway. It's funny to watch how curiosity takes precedence over common sense.
If you're lucky, the chain reaction will reach the teacher, which is doubly funnier.
- Shall we argue?
Choose for this giveaway gambling person who likes to bet. For everything to go as expected, you need to have minimal acting skills.
Advice: try to believe what you say so as not to give yourself away ahead of time.
Go up to your friend and, handing over 100 tenge, say: “Imagine, today they slipped it in the store. I bet you can’t tell it apart from this bill?” - and hand over a second banknote of the same denomination.
Note: It is desirable that both bills are in perfect condition.
With the first sentence, you hint that the store slipped a fake, but don’t say it directly. With your second sentence you challenge your friend. To heat up the excitement, bet on “real” 100 tenge.
No matter how many times a person compares banknotes, he will not find any differences, since they are both real. When the “victim” gives up, reveal the secret and try to remember the expression on her face at that moment.
- Food giveaways.
These are primitive, but no less funny pranks. Here's what you can do:
- On your way to school, buy a liter bottle of cola. Drink or pour out some of the drink. Screw the lid on tightly, shake and place in your briefcase. During recess, place the bottle in a visible place and wait for someone to ask for a sip. What happens when the “victim” opens the bottle is not worth explaining.
- To prepare this draw you will need 100-200 g of cookies with vanilla filling and toothpaste. The most savvy guessed that part of the treat needed to replace the cream with toothpaste.
Note: don't overdo it. Don't let the toothpaste spread, otherwise the characteristic smell will ruin your plan.
Place everything in a transparent bag and take it to school. During recess, place the treats in a visible place and demonstratively eat a couple of cookies. If no one wants a treat, offer it yourself.
I wonder who will be lucky enough to pull out real cookies, and who will get a surprise dessert?
When planning pranks for April 1, the main thing is to have the appropriate mindset and take into account possible developments. For example, a person drenched in cola may not appreciate humor, so it is better to replace it with mineral water. But who would want to drink it?! In any case, fun is guaranteed, and you shouldn’t get too hung up on the consequences.
