1. Which river is longer: Mississippi or Volga? - the teacher asks Vovochka.
— Of course Mississippi!
- And do you know how much?
- Four whole letters!
2. Russian language teacher says:
— Children, how do you understand the phrase “visibly-invisibly”? Vova, answer.
- So it’s the TV that’s acting up!
3. Homework is only needed to quarrel between children and parents...
4. Mom asks Vovochka:
- How many tasks were on the test today?
- 15!
- And how many times did you decide wrong?
- Only one thing!
- The rest, then, right?
- No, I didn’t have time to decide the rest...
5. Winnie the Pooh is chewing a bun. Piglet comes up.
- Vinnie, let me bite the bun.
- This is not a bun... this is a pie!
- Well, let me take a bite of the pie.
- This is not a pie... this is a donut!
- Well, let me bite the donut.
- Listen, Piglet, leave me alone, you don’t know what you want!
6. Grandma, grandma! Why are you like this? big eyes?
- To see you better... - Why do you have such big ears?
- To hear you better...
- Why do you have such a big nose?
- Well, we are elephants, granddaughter...
7. Dad, did you have a tablet as a child?
— No, there were no computers then.
- What did you play then?
- On the street!
8. Schoolchildren think that it is better to study at the institute, but only students know what is most comfortable in
kindergarten!
Children's jokes are the funniest
9. Literature lesson. The teacher asks:
- Well, children, have you read “War and Peace”?
Silence... One guy jumps up and asks with dumbfounded eyes:
- Why did you have to read it???
Teacher:
- Well, yes…
- And I rewrote it!!!
9. Mom asks her son:
- Sasha, yesterday there were two pieces of cake left on the table. Now there is only one, why?
“I just didn’t notice the second piece in the darkness,” Sashenka answered.
10. A boy on a walk with his dad in the park saw two twins in a stroller. He looked at them for a long time
intelligent expression and finally asked dad:
- Daddy, where is my second one?
11. The girl came to her neighbor and said:
- Mom is very sick and wants strawberry jam.
- Oh God! What should you put it in? Did you take a glass or saucer?
- Yes, nothing is needed. I'll eat here.
12. Boxing in kindergarten. The ring judge gives the command:
- At different angles!
Boxers crying:
- We won't...
13. Chemistry lesson. Teacher:
— Masha, what color is your solution?
- Red.
- Right. Sit down, five.
- Katya, what about you?
- Orange.
- Not quite right. Four, sit down.
— Vovochka, the color of your solution?
- Black.
- Two. Class! Lie down.
14. Letter to Santa Claus:
- Grandfather Frost, I want Lenka to turn into a toad! And another gold bracelet.
15. Sitting at a concert chamber music grandmother with granddaughter. The cellist is playing. Granddaughter asks
grandma:
- Grandma, when uncle saws his box, shall we go home?
16. “Your son shot with a slingshot during a lesson,” the teacher complains to the student’s mother.
- Ah! This naughty guy again lost the gun I gave him for his birthday.
The little girl was left with her grandmother. In the morning, the child pesters his grandmother: Baba, pray and repent! Well, woman, well, pray and repent! The grandmother is shocked (the truth speaks through the mouth of a baby), goes to church, lights candles,
prays and bows. He comes back, and there is still the same song, pray and repent, pray and repent. The child is already in tears, the grandmother is half-fainting. Everything became clear when the parents returned. The girl asked to play the cartoon Baby and Carlson for her, she just didn’t speak well.
Mom gets her son ready for a hike:
- Here I put you butter, bread and a kilogram of nails.
- But why?
- It’s clear why! Spread butter on bread and eat!
- And the nails?
- Well, here they are, I put them in!
Mom, what is “pi”?
- Well, it's from mathematics. Then you will teach. Where did you hear it?
- Yes, here’s a poem: “And day and night, the learned cat walks around and around.”
10-year-old Polina looks at her newborn brother. The boy has already begun to react to the faces of his loved ones. He looks at his sister carefully and suddenly smiles widely. Polina notes with satisfaction:
- Well, of course he smiles at me. You are adults, and I am a children's group.
5-year-old Maxim and his 4-year-old sister Alisa are eating cabbage salad. After the meal the boy turns to Alice:
- Well, today at afternoon tea you and I were just like goats.
“No,” the girl corrects him. - There's only one goat here. And I'm a bunny.
6-year-old Kirill watches with interest as his father climbs a stepladder to paint the frames. At this moment, the mother approaches the child and says:
- When you grow up, son, you can help dad.
After thinking a little, Kirill asks: “Won’t dad finish painting by then?”
4-year-old Anton enters a subway car with his dad at rush hour.
- Well, let's see if people have a conscience? - the child says out loud.
- How is that? - the father is interested.
“Will they give way to a man with a child, or, as usual, will they lower their eyes,” explains the son.
3.5-year-old Panya is present during her mother’s conversation with the local pediatrician. The doctor, having examined the girl’s older brother, advises: “If the temperature rises, rub him with vodka.” - Vodka? - Panya is surprised. - We don't have vodka. Dad drank all the vodka.
9-year-old Vasya returns with his mother from the store, where they just bought two packs of cookies.
“There are six cookies in each pack,” Vasya thinks out loud. - That makes twelve. There are three children in the family. That makes four cookies per child...
Upon entering the apartment, Vasya sees three pairs of shoes from his older brother’s classmates.
“Mom, don’t tell me that twelve is divisible by six,” Vasya says sadly. - This is beyond my strength.
As a child, we didn’t worry about how we should dress - our parents bought all our clothes for us. And now you look at children’s photographs and realize that our parents also didn’t really worry about how to dress us...
Seryozha falls out of his crib at night. Mom runs up to him:
- Serezhenka, what did you hit?
- A bedside rug.
4 year old Allochka says:
- Uncle Kolya, I love you so much that I would tear off your legs.
- What are you talking about, Allochka! For what?!
- And then you would have been little and always played with me.
A boy sat on a tree and cried:
- Take me off, take me off...
And he was very lucky, because in the park where the tree stood there were a lot of people walking good people with cameras.
2 year old Danilka, after hearing a dozen fairy tales, is clearly overloaded with information:
- And dad and I saw the Swan Princess there in the picture. She sat and spinned by the window. And she is no frog!
Granddaughter asks:
- Grandma, how old are you?
- Sixty.
- Show me your fingers!
3 year old Ksenia at the zoo:
- Why do lions live in the desert?
- They have nowhere else to live.
- What, all the cages in the zoo are occupied?
We drive up to the house by car. A two-year-old nephew emphatically states:
- Uncle Zhenya, I know where to go here...
- Where to, Sashenka?
- Straight!
4-year-old Fedor tries to chew a peach pit for several minutes in a row.
- Son! - his father tries to stop him. – The bones must be broken with a stone or a hammer. You could break all your teeth like that.
“Well,” Fyodor answers, “let them grow like iron ones, like our Uncle Grisha’s.”
I was in China. While there was an excursion, a Chinese boy of about 3 years old ran in front of our group, laughed loudly, rolled on the ground and chattered something in his own way.
At our request, the guide translated, he yelled: “Ofieeeee, everyone has one face, eyes like a cow!”
Maxim's father decided to tell the truth about Santa Claus and others fairy tale characters.
“So, son,” the frank dad begins, “in fact, there is no Santa Claus.” All these years I played his role, and my mother and I bought gifts for you...
“I know, dad,” Maxim interrupts his father. “And you were a stork too, my mother confessed to me.”
- Forward >
Funny jokes for children about school are popular not only among students, but also among their parents. How can you not laugh at an unlucky classmate or teacher? Humor and laughter accompany our entire lives, and therefore funny jokes at school - it's natural. The child doesn’t want to offend anyone, it’s just that it’s more fun to live, learning about it with laughter.
Funny jokes about school are relevant for both first-graders and teenagers in high school. Without this, the life of children is unthinkable, because funny situations described in jokes are often taken from real situations in class, during breaks, in communication with classmates and teachers. Anecdotes about Vovochka in class, about a student and the director, and even about parents at a meeting are popular. Why not treat the problems of school life with humor, laugh and thus defuse the tense situation, or maybe telling an anecdote will help while away a skipped lesson?
Why accumulate fear and anxiety in yourself? Anecdotes are especially shown for children who are afraid of teachers and school in general - laugh and you will succeed.
In addition, an appropriately told joke will make you popular among your classmates. School jokes don't know age. They are listened to and told with pleasure by both first-graders and graduates. Choose the desired joke from our selection and tell your friends - let it be fun!
Jokes about school
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There is a test in class. The teacher closely monitors the students and from time to time expels those who notice spurs. The head teacher looks into the classroom:
- What, are we writing a test? There are probably a lot of pee lovers here!
The teacher answers:
- No, the amateurs are already outside the door. Only professionals remain here.
***
- Children, who broke the window?
Silence.
- Children, who broke the window?
Silence again.
- I ask for the third time, who broke the window?
- Come on, Marya Ivanovna, what’s wrong! Ask for the fourth time.
***
Student after grading:
- I don’t think I deserve such an assessment.
Teacher:
- Me too, but unfortunately, it’s no longer lower.
***
The student answered with an A. The teacher asks for a diary.
“I forgot it at home,” says the student.
- Take mine! - the neighbor whispers.
***
Teacher: - I will give the one who answers first a point higher.
A malicious loser pulls out a diary.
- What do you want? - the teacher is surprised.
- Give it a three!
***
The teacher says in class:
- Children, do you know that in the cold all objects shrink, and in warmth, on the contrary, they increase in size? Who can give an example from life?
Masha extends her hand:
- Summer holidays last longer than winter holidays!
***
Teacher at a Russian language lesson:
- Give an example of the use of the expression “fortunately.”
The student answers:
- The robbers waylaid the traveler and killed him. Luckily, he forgot his money at home.
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- Children, what natural phenomena happen in winter?
- Snowmen...
***
Two students are kicking a soccer ball under the windows of a house.
- What kind of swearing is happening in your apartment? - asks one.
- This is my grandfather explaining to my father how to solve my arithmetic problem.
***
At school, the teacher tells the students:
- Which of you finally considers yourself stupid? Stand up.
After a long pause, one student stands up:
- So you think you're stupid?
- Well, not really, but it’s somehow awkward that you’re the only one standing.
***
One very fat girl was transferred to another class, after which the school tilted in the other direction.
***
When Count Dracula's son did not come home from class, his mother decided that he was most likely staked.
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A first-grader comes home from class and begins to tell her mother:
-We read a fairy tale in class.
“Which one?” asks mom.
-Little Red Riding Hood.
-And what did this wonderful fairy tale teach you?
-I need to remember very well what my grandmother looks like.
***
A school teacher says to a colleague:
- No, it has become completely impossible to work. The teacher is afraid of the director. Director-Inspector. Inspector inspector from the ministry. Minister of Parents. Parents are afraid of children. And only children are not afraid of anyone...
***
- When are you going to do your homework?
- After the movie.
- After the movie it’s late.
- It's never too late to learn!
Jokes about Vovochka at school
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The teacher is teaching a geography lesson. Vovochka hesitates at the board.
- Vovochka, please tell me what the Panama Canal is.
- Well, I don’t know... our TV doesn’t show such a channel.
***
Father asks Vovochka:
- Did you correct the deuce?
- Fixed it!
- Well, show me!
- Here! (The diary contains dirt and stains from the washing machine)
- Well, who corrects this? ! Give it here!
***
Vovochka comes home from school and gives her dad a diary to read. Dad reads:
- Russian-2, mathematics-2, physics-2, ... Singing-5. God! My moron also sings!
***
- Well, Vovochka, tell me, how much is two and two? - asks the teacher.
-Four!
- Right. Here's four pieces of candy for you.
- Eh, if I knew, I would say sixteen!
***
Teacher:
- Vovochka, tell me quickly how much 5 + 8 is.
- 23.
- Shame on you for being so stupid! It will be 13, not 23.
- So you asked me to answer quickly, not accurately.
***
“Well done, Vovochka,” the father praises his son.
-How did you manage to get an A in zoology?
-And they asked me how many legs an ostrich has. I replied that it was three.
-Wait, but an ostrich has two legs!
-That's it! But the rest of the students answered that it was four!
***
The teacher scolds Vovochka:
- Can you really only count to ten? I just can’t imagine who you think you’ll become...
- Boxing judge!
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- Vovochka, make up a sentence with the words “cat” and “look.”
- When I accidentally stepped on the cat’s foot, he screamed:
- “You have to watch where you are stepping!”
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Vovochka, returning home after school:
- Dad, today there is a parent meeting at school... But only for a narrow circle.
- For a narrow circle? What does it mean?
- There will be only the teacher and you...
***
In front of the school, someone spray-painted a penis on the asphalt. The janitor couldn’t figure out how to remove THIS and covered the drawing with dirt!
***
A student of the 5th "F" class brought home a notebook, where in class he outlined the theory of PALEVOCONTACT.
Everyone loves to read and listen to jokes - not only adults, but also children. Therefore, today we have selected the funniest children's jokes for ages 10-12, which you can read with your children or tell them to them.
Children's jokes are the funniest
Two boys meet on the street. One reports the news:
— I just had a bad tooth pulled out.
- Well, does it still hurt?
- I don't know.
- How can you not know this?
— But the doctor still has the tooth.
Father says to daughter:
“I wouldn’t dare lie like that at your age!”
— At what age did you start?
One boy says to another:
- My dad is very good.
-Are you telling me this?
- You.
— Just last year he was my dad.
Son to father:
— Dad, when you were at school, were you in the same class with Seryoga’s father?
- Yes.
- This can’t be!
- Why?
- Because he also claims to be the best student in the class.
Teacher scolds student:
- You came again without a pen?! I wonder what you would say if you saw a soldier showing up for training without a weapon?
“I would say that he probably became a general.”
The funniest jokes for children 10-12 years old
- Boy, don’t be a bully, otherwise your dad will grow gray hair!
“My dad will be very happy, he’s completely bald!”
- Ivanov, who did it for you? homework: dad or mom?
- I don’t know, I was already asleep.
Schoolchildren think that it is better to study at the institute, but only students know that the best place to study is in kindergarten!
Hedgehog learned to breathe with his butt. The Fox passes by and the Hedgehog says to her:
- Fox, oh Fox, strangle me!
The fox strangled and strangled, but could not strangle.
The Bear walks by, the Hedgehog says to him:
- Bear, Bear, strangle me!
The bear strangled and strangled, but could not strangle.
The Hedgehog walked like this all day through the forest, and no one could strangle him. The Hedgehog got tired, sat down on a tree stump and choked.
During the test, the teacher closely monitors the students and sometimes kicks out those who notice spurs. The director looks into the classroom.
- Are you writing a test? There are probably a lot of people here who like to cheat.
Teacher:
- No, the amateurs are already in the corridor, only the professionals remain.
Children's jokes about Vovochka
During a biology lesson in class, the teacher says:
— The pistil and stamen of flowers are the reproductive organs.
Vovochka from the back desk, sadly:
- Damn, I smell them...
The teacher enters the class and asks Vovochka:
-Where is Seryozha?
- He’s not there, we were playing to see who would lean out of the window next... Well, he won.
Vova, what are you like? good deed did it today?
“And I was seeing my dad off and saw the uncle running after the departing train.” So I let my dog, pit bull Rex, go, and the guy caught the train.
At school:
- Well done, Nikita, a solid five, give me the diary!
- Oh, it seems I forgot it at home...
- Take mine! - Vovochka whispers.
- Vovochka, let’s say you have 100 rubles. You asked your father for another 100 rubles. How much money will you have in total?
- 100 rubles, Mary Ivanna.
- Too bad, Vovochka, you don’t know math at all!
“And you, Mary Ivanna, don’t know my father at all!”
Jokes are a kind of folklore and a form of creativity. This is a kind of nursery rhyme, that is, a poem with a funny meaning or funny words. It is needed in order to evoke a positive mood and play with the child.
Simply put, a joke is a small poetic fairy tale or story. Russian jokes and jokes talk about the characteristics of the native people, hard work, love and loyalty. Such poems contribute to the proper development of the child, allow him to practice logical thinking and expand his spiritual world.
Jokes and jokes are necessary for a child even from early age for communication and networking
Jokes and jokes are the same poems that mothers read to their newborn babies while getting them ready for a walk, dressing them, bathing them and even feeding them. Such poems always help to establish contact, to give good mood, distract and dispel fear of the unknown.
Every caring mother must have a couple of different jokes in her arsenal:
Lyuli-lyuli-lyulichki,
The gulichkas were flying in,
The ghouls sat down on the bed,
The ghouls began to coo.
Little girls cooed
And they rocked the cradle,
Gulichki flew in
Rock the girl
One day a gray cat was walking
Along the trampled path,
A goat wandered next to him
With white horns,
With white horns,
In pink boots.
Relatives went to pick mushrooms,
Top-top with scissors,
Gathered under the oak trees,
In the thicket they moved away from the trails.
Behind the gray crooked stump,
Under a thick dense burdock
The bunny sleeps in a ball.
He hears a noise, a bear in the forest
I decided to make noise in broad daylight.
“Well, let him make noise,” said the oblique one,
The bear is nothing, he is not with the fox!
Joke tasks for children - a way to have fun
Funny jokes in the form of puzzles will not harm the development of any child. They develop imagination well, become fun entertainment and a means to establish communication with the child. Such problems help the child practice all his skills and learn to draw conclusions.
Joke puzzles have a great impact on a child’s development, giving him the opportunity to explore the world Jokes and puzzles for children:
- 12 boats were sailing along the river. Two boats landed on the shore, how many boats are left in the water? (12)
- There were four cats sitting in a small room. Each cat sat in one corner. Opposite each cat was a cat. How many cats were there in total? (4)
- Is it possible to bring water home in a sieve? (Yes, if you freeze the sieve)
- Five sisters were walking, each sister had one brother. How many brothers do the sisters have? (One)
- Which pan can't you pour porridge from? (from empty)
- Three friends were playing and didn’t notice how suddenly it began to rain, but not one of them got wet. Why? (they saw rain through the window, or everyone was wearing a raincoat)
- A cow has two legs in front and two behind, and she also has two right legs and two left ones. How many legs does a cow have? (4)
- The baby woke up at 12 o'clock. When did the baby fall asleep if he only slept for four hours? (at 8 o'clock)
Questions jokes for children, educational questions for children
Questions in a comic form are not only a way to have fun for a child, it is a way to expand consciousness, increase the amount of knowledge, develop and learn about the world. The question is presented in a slightly humorous manner in order to interest the child and encourage him to look for the answer.
As a rule, there is no specific topic, but it must relate to some of the child’s interests.
joke questions are constructed in a peculiar humorous form Questions and jokes for children:
- No one can ever untie this knot. (railway junction)
- Which of the twelve months is the shortest? (May - there are only three letters in the layer)
- Can a chicken call itself a bird? (No, the chicken can’t talk)
- These two things are under a person's feet when he crosses the road. (Soles)
- What can you pick up from the ground, but can never be thrown far? (feather)
- What can you cook for a long time and carefully, but cannot eat? (Homework)
- Can three liters of milk be placed in a liter jar? (Yes, if you boil condensed milk)
- If two cats caught two mice in two minutes, how many minutes would it take each cat to catch one mouse? (Two minutes)
- How many months in a year have twenty-eight days? — (12 months, each with a 28th day)
- The dog was tied to a meter-long chain, and he walked ten meters, how did this happen? (they forgot to tie the chain to the booth)
- This thing can travel all over the world and not even move at the same time. (postage stamp)
- Is it possible to throw a raw egg two meters without breaking it? (You can, if you throw it three meters, then the first two it will fly safely)
School jokes for children in grades 2–3, funny jokes
School jokes always cause a storm of emotions in children, make them laugh and feel positive. They are always easily perceived by children of any age because school theme never loses its relevance.
school jokes for children, jokes for two and three year olds School jokes for kids:
A boy talks to his dad immediately after returning from school:
— Dad, you probably shouldn’t go to the parent-teacher meeting at school tomorrow.
- Why will they talk badly about you?
- No, dad, about you.
A boy brags to his parents after school about his good grades. Mom asks:
- Sashenka, why did you get such a good grade?
— During a nature lesson, the teacher asked the children if they knew how many legs an ostrich has?
- And what did you answer? - Dad asked.
- Three!
- But, Sasha, an ostrich has only two legs! - Mom remarked.
- Yes, but everyone else in the class claimed that there were four of them!!!
The boy returns after school and tells his mother:
- Mom, can you imagine, today we were taken from classes and taken to the doctor’s office for an examination!
- And what did they do to you there?
- They checked whether we were breathing or not!
Funny and interesting jokes about school for children and about children
Delight your child with funny jokes and anecdotes on school topics. So interesting funny stories able to make you laugh even in the saddest situation.
funny jokes about school for children of any age, funny jokes on school topics funny jokes about school for children:
In the staff room, two teachers are talking, one complains:
“Can you imagine, this Pupochkin is constantly rude, interferes, shouts and interrupts me in class. Every lesson is disrupted due to his bad behavior.
- Can't be! Does this boy really have no positive qualities?
- Yes, he doesn’t miss a single lesson!
A boy stands in the school corridor during class and looks puzzled at the floor. The school principal walks by and asks:
- Vovochka, why are you standing in the corridor?
- I was kicked out!
- Why were you kicked out?
“I don’t understand, I don’t see any logic in this: I farted - they kicked me out, and left the whole class to sniff!”
Lesson at school, first of September, teacher explains:
- Children, get to know how the lesson should be conducted: under no circumstances should you get up from your desk, speak without permission, shout or behave badly. If you want to ask me something, you just need to raise your hand.
(one boy raises his hand high)
- Igorek, did you want to ask something?
- No, Maria Ivanovna, I’m just checking how your system works.
Funny and amusing riddles and jokes for children with answers
Funny riddle jokes will brighten up any evening with a child; both children and adults enjoy solving such riddles.
funny riddle jokes with correct answers and solutions Funny riddles in a comic form for children:
- You will remember it easily: the first number is the letter ... (A)
- Round, like a head, it's the shape of a letter... (O)
- The cat went out for a walk, the cat has paws... (four)
- Look at the dog, the dog has legs... (four)
- Mom told Kira that three is more than... (two)
- If you sleep in class, you will receive... (two)
- They bought them for my little sister in the summer... (sandals)
- Armfuls of dandelions, we will weave them for you... (wreath)
- An old woman runs to the market and buys herself... (groceries)
- The hockey players immediately burst into tears, their goalie blew... (the puck)
- Spring and summer are approaching, we will buy for the summer... (videos)
- Natasha and Oksanka have two-wheelers (scooters)
- Children who are sick only go to get injections... (to the hospital)
Funny jokes for children of any age to put them in a good mood
Funny jokes are designed to lift children's spirits and give them a boost of positive emotions.
funny jokes for children of any age Funny jokes for kids:
The boy walked with his grandmother through the garden, and she told and showed him different plants:
- This, grandson, is an apple tree, and under it is a raspberry, and next to it is a black currant.
- But grandma, why is she red?
- That's because it's green!
Talk Winnie the Pooh and Heel:
- Vinnie, Vinnie, give me ten chocolates!
- Piglet, I only have five candies!
- Okay, give me five, and you’ll owe me another five!
Conversation between two first-graders:
- Who would you turn into to scare Maria Ivanovna, a lion or a tiger?
“You can’t scare our Maria Ivanovna anymore!”
Interesting and funny jokes about children and for children of any age
Jokes in which we're talking about about children, are perceived by the children themselves very easily and positively because they are always close and understandable.
funny jokes for children and about children Funny jokes about children and for children:
The boy came to visit with his parents, he was treated to:
- Sasha, take another piece of cake and eat it.
- No, thank you. I've already eaten two pieces.
- Well then, take the tangerine.
- Nah, thanks, I already ate three of them.
- Well, then take some sweets with you.
- No, thanks, I already took it.
The boy's parents ask:
— Maksimka, what would you like to become by profession when you grow up?
— I would like to become an ornithologist?
— Would you like to study birds?
- Yes, I would like to associate a parrot with a dove.
- But why???
“So that when the pigeon gets lost, it can ask passers-by for directions home.”
Mom talks to her son at breakfast:
- Here's a silver spoon for you, Vovochka. Place it in a cup of tea so that the silver kills all germs.
- So now, mom, should I drink tea with dead germs??
An original and interesting joke for children on April 1
The first of April is the international day of laughter and this holiday is very popular with children because it gives them the opportunity to unleash their imagination and make fun of their friends in all sorts of different ways.
jokes and gags on April 1 for children Here are some jokes for April Fools' Day:
- blot- in order to greatly scare someone and get pleasure from such a scare, you need to pour a jar of nail polish on paper or oilcloth in advance. When the blot dries, you need to carefully remove it from the surface and place it on the person you want to make fun of. You can do this in a notebook, on your phone, in a diary.
- soap - In order for the draw to be successful, you need to open a piece of soap with colorless varnish in advance. Those who want to wash their hands will not be able to understand why the soap does not lather in their hands.
- stuck - Using double-sided tape, you can stick a student’s things to his desk while he’s running around during recess and see how he then diligently prepares for the next subject.
Short jokes for children can lighten the mood and become a great pastime for the whole family.
Short children's jokes, funny and funny jokes for children Short jokes for children:
- On the trolleybus: “Are you getting off?” - “Yes, I’m walking!”
- The janitor walked around the high-rise building and threw garbage back into the windows
- Who is Kolobok? - This is the first smiley!
- If a car alarm suddenly goes off loudly in the middle of the night, this means that the car is simply very scared and is calling for the owner.
- A boring children's room can only be cheered up by little children who are beautifully placed in the corners
- What happens if the chicken gets sick and develops a fever? - Firebird!
- My dad is a real good guy: he came home from the war, turned off the computer and went to bed...
Funny and humorous children's jokes from KVN?
Humorous skits can serve as an excellent game or KVN competition.
humorous KVN skits for children Children's humorous scenes of KVN:
Conversation between dad and son after school activities:
- Well, Sasha, can you please me with something? What did you bring from school today?
- Today, dad, I brought five... (the son says and dad praises without listening)
- Well done, son! I'm so proud of you!
-... deuces! (the son finishes and looks at the floor)
Mom asks her daughter:
- Mashenka, do you know what kind of teeth come after milk teeth?
- Yes, mommy, I know - artificial. (the girl answers confidently)
Dad takes his son to school, they cheerfully discuss their business and the boy joyfully remarks:
“You know, daddy, I can’t feel my backpack today at all!”
(Dad stops smiling and tells him):
- That's because you didn't take it today!
Children's songs jokes, funny songs in a humorous form for children
A song for children in a humorous style about Carlson “Funny little man”:
I ran to you, dear friends,
I quickly and impatiently.
The motor is small in vain
I spread it with jam.
Beautiful and bright behind
my propeller lives
I really want you to be me
They sang so joyfully
I really want you to be with me
Everyone sang together and in unison:
A small and brave man lives on the roof.
He chews jam, cakes, pies and sweets for breakfast,
And this funny little man is used to this,
After all, this one is small funny man such a mischief.
I will prepare strong tea for friends and girlfriends.
I will set the table with sweets, cookies, honey, cheesecakes.
I really want a little man to come visit us
I'll bake a cake for him and put in some candles.
children's funny songs for a good mood Funny and humorous children's jokes and poems
This horse is on the lawn
Jumps around in a striped T-shirt.
This is a zebra, she's kids,
He will never wear a cage in his life!
On your beloved dad
I can ride like a horse.
There is only one minus about dad -
There is no rein to grab.
I hug him from behind
But nothing is visible
He swears at me
And then I feel offended.
I look out the window and see
Grandparents.
They carry compote with them,
Buns and bread.
They're sneaking under my window
Like robbers
They think right
They will remain hungry!
funny poems for children to cheer up
The teacher asks the children:
- Children, who do you think is smarter: people or animals?
The children are silent and only one boy answers:
- I think animals?
- Why do you think so? (asks the teacher)
— When I talk to my dog, she listens to me so carefully!
Conversation of children in kindergarten:
Masha: - And I have my mother’s eyes!
Seryozha: - And I have daddy’s eyebrows!
Igor: - And I have a grandmother’s character!
Zhenya: - And my brother has tights!
Competition in kindergarten “Who makes the strongest face”:
— The winner of the competition is Irochka!
- I didn’t even play! (the girl answers)
Funny and funny jokes about kindergarten for children Video: “Jokes for Kids”
