When I'm on a date I swing my hips
Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
summing up the results, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities...
and also my friend (and at the same time colleague) found on the Internet funny nominations and presented everyone with certificates and diplomas...
I decided to post it here because... almost everything was taken from different sources.....maybe it will be useful for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard 8 hours a day, you will eventually become a boss and have the right to work 12 hours a day.
In the nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded......(presented to the sales representative, who with NG will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she copes with it. In the nomination "We were daydreaming" awarded......(warehouse manager)
3. “Should I go to work?” - he thought... and didn’t go. But he doesn't think so. In the nomination "Thank God you came" awarded..... (driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive Attitude" The most cheerful and positive person in the company is awarded. (trade representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And I've had enough of everything already,
Listen to her ringing laughter
It will be fun for you.
In the nomination "Antidepressant" awarded.... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite crazy traffic jams, world disasters, the fall in the dollar and rising prices for gold and beer, he will appear in the right place and at the right time. In the nomination "Keeping up with the times" awarded... (forklift driver, it was the hardest thing for them to come up with, so it’s just a general nomination that doesn’t characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination “And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”, awarded...(given to the girl Torg representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembled tablecloth" awarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t think of anything special about yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. He lives and works quietly and calmly next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" awarded... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion goes against the opinion of the boss... In the nomination "Speaker, Voice of the People" awarded (given to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He is always late everywhere, but
always and everywhere in time, although he
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In the nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" awarded... (given to the head of the transport department. This is exactly about him, he always shys away somewhere, and then pretends that he has been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the nomination "Master of Golden Hands", is awarded (given to our operator, this one will definitely always fix everything. He once saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In the nomination "Keeper of Traditions", awarded (given to the Trade Representative, she is one of those who has been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the calmest voice of the company; communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In the nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded....(given to the calmest driver).
15. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult problems! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", awarded (given to the manager, somehow they also couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In the nomination "How hard it is to be God" awarded (presented to the General Director).
17. He makes an enormous contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (given to the second forklift driver, it was also difficult to choose for him).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, and not to be amused by statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (given to the driver)
19. He is engaged in expressing himself every day - he works hard and thoroughly. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! In the nomination “Prove yourself - secure it” awarded...(given to the driver)
So the New Year's corporate parties begin. And every year in every company it is customary to sum up the results of the outgoing year. And usually such results are summed up in a serious atmosphere with official speeches and so on. And we suggest you change this tradition a little. After all, for the New Year you want holiday and fun. Hold an interesting ceremony with a photo shoot and present your colleagues with funny nominations for the New Year. We have prepared different nominations for your employees, and you yourself will choose those that are suitable for your company.
This whole event can be arranged in the form of presenting some kind of award, for example, an Oscar or a Teffi. Therefore, after announcing the nomination and the winner in this nomination, call the employee to a special wall, near which the award ceremony will take place. You can also arrange a photo session there. And if you also prepare funny masks, glasses and mustaches on sticks, then everyone will remember this photo shoot forever.
Here are examples of humorous nominations that can be attributed to men. Nominations must begin with the word - Mister.
Mister - I'm busy!
Mister - call back later!
Mister - break 30 minutes!
Mister - overslept again!
Mister - traffic jam again!
Mister - that's it, lunch!
For girls, you can come up with the following nominations:
Miss chocolate!
Miss – long nail!
Miss Curly!
Miss – who wants coffee?
Miss - oh, I'm so tired!
Miss - SMS!
Miss – social network!
As you understand, all these nominations are “talking”. So you won't have any problem distributing them to your employees. Moreover, in every office there are people who belong to one category or another.
There are also people in the teams who, in addition to their professional duties, are well versed in other areas. Here, for example:
Nomination: Chief Physician! – she always knows what and how to treat!
Nomination: Stylist of the Year! – she always gives everyone advice on hairstyles, makeup and self-care!
Nomination: Rescuer of the Year! – this employee is always responsive and always comes to the rescue!
Nomination – courier of the year! – he always goes to the buffet and buys something for others according to their orders!
Nomination: Taster of the Year! – he often comes to work after a night at the club, and he often smells of alcohol!
Nomination – political scientist of the year! – the working day has not yet begun, and he is already in full swing discussing yesterday’s statement by politicians!
Nomination: Best Nail Designer! – she can come to work with some nails and leave with others!
You can make it a little more creative and come up with the following nominations:
A music lover, he always has headphones in his ears.
Sprinter - he hears this often - “take this piece of paper to the director.”
Coffee lover - starts the working day with coffee, continues the day with coffee and at the end of the working day he has coffee in his hands again.
Queen of social networks - the morning begins with communication on social networks, at work there are also social networks, and at the end of the working day there are social networks again.
Well, that's what the nominations are about. And if you remember individual incidents with colleagues, then this should also be noted. You can award certificates and diplomas for this. Here are examples of what to reward:
For the kindest words to your work computer that doesn’t want to boot!
For an unusual approach to a printer that chews paper!
For the most gentle voice when answering the phone!
For the best knowledge about the personal lives of all employees!
For timely response to all problems!
Friends, today I’m publishing comic nominations for New Year by the names of domestic New Year's films.
This is a double benefit for you from me - you can organize a fun nomination and watch the movie at your leisure.
True, some films are my favorites, but some I haven’t even heard of and haven’t had time to watch yet.
Award nominations
possible at work New Year's corporate party, in the company of friends or extended family. Some are also suitable for schoolchildren. Be sure to announce that today's nomination is based on the fruits of cinema, such a New Year's version in a free retelling.
Bold italic is the name of the nomination and the film, regular font is my explanations and comments. So, take it
Comic nominations for the New Year
Operation "Happy New Year"
To one or more organizers and organizers of your current new year party(corporate party) for worthy overcoming inhuman difficulties, the human factor and bringing the matter to a festive end.
December 32
The nomination is awarded to the most disciplined person and involves an honorable mission: to call everyone present on the first New Year's morning and inform everyone that the calendar says January 1st, and not December 32nd, as they might have thought.
New Year is canceled
Personally for you, dear (insert name), because you did not submit the reports (you did not congratulate all your partners, you did not go for potatoes, you forgot to chill the champagne).
IN two kilometers from the New Year
The nomination is similar to the previous one: since you, (name), did not buy this and that for the table in advance, you will have to celebrate the New Year a few kilometers from us, running around all the stores one after another in search of (name of that, what was not purchased). And in New Year's Eve it's like looking for snowdrops in December.
Speaking of snowdrops. Nomination
Twelve months
Awarded to (name) for working tirelessly for the good of all 12 months of this year family of origin(companies, countries, planets). You can add specifics, humorous or serious, about what you worked on.
Two hours earlier
This is just about all of us: the New Year will arrive in Moscow 2 hours earlier than in Kyiv, and in Kyiv - 2 hours earlier than in London (if I figured out the transition to winter time correctly). So this nomination should be given to a person who has recently arrived or will soon be flying to another time zone.
Or to a comrade who - with high probability- he can’t resist and will celebrate the New Year a couple of hours earlier))) Although he will later claim that he was just seeing off the Old One.
Snow Maiden for an adult son
To the performer of the role of your Snow Maiden,
Or a woman with a son aged from five, probably up to 50,
Or your son’s friend (wife, fiancée) - in this case, it is you who announce the nomination.
This, by the way, is one of my favorite films about love, fidelity and personal freedom - who knows how to understand them. IN leading role(and the title one too) is the wonderful Lyudmila Artemyeva.
Old New Year
This nomination gives the right and authority to lead the celebrations of the Old Year. Go ahead, lucky guy!
Carnival night
If you have a small carnival or at least a light disguise with New Year's braids, mustaches, masks, glasses without glasses, etc., then this nomination is for the one who dressed up the best. Or performed some funny number. Or who do you instruct right now to turn the party into a small carnival - just not like in Brazil or Venice, that would be too much.
New Year's adventures of Masha and Viti
Nomination for any 2 people from your company (of any gender and with any names) who got into a story or light adventure on the eve of this or last New Year, or on New Year's Eve itself, or immediately after it.
T Aina of the Snow Queen
For the ajar, but still unsolved mystery of beauty (charm, coldness - choose the right one). A suitable person is nominated - classically beautiful, or arrogantly cold, or both.
Did you call the Snow Maiden?
To your today's costumed Snow Maiden. No options.
With best wishes for an unforgettable nomination ceremony,
Your Evelina Shesternenko.
Comic nominations for the New Year for a corporate party will be excellent helpers in creating a cheerful mood, a festive atmosphere, and a fabulous aura. Indeed, shouldn’t we go to a fairy tale on New Year’s Eve? There's no better time. We are all a little bit fairy-tale heroes. For example, Elena Ivanovna from the accounting department is the real Elena the Beautiful, and maybe even Elena the Wise. Get smart about something and an excellent report is ready.
IN comic nomination“Eagle Prince” we give the palm to the head (director) of the company. It is known that the eagle is a high-flying bird, proud and independent. This is our director, a real Orel-Tsarevich. Thanks to his eagle gaze, he sees everything that is happening in the company, and as a prince, he feels what is happening in his kingdom - business.
His deputy Finist, the clear falcon, is a match for him. Falcon's character is seasoned and resilient. Finist is principled, uncompromising, and brave. He skillfully maneuvers in the labyrinths of business, he - right hand boss.
Clear mind, clear Falcon...
The Shamakhan queen is the real queen of the accounting kingdom. She is wise and responsible in an oriental way. She always has debit and credit under control. The Shamakhan queen has angelic patience. “The East is a delicate matter.” Everything in her accounting department is transparent, subtle, and serious.
The “steadfast tin soldier” is, of course, a representative of the security service. He is always on guard, always on the alert. The enemy will not pass, victory will be ours. For the business, for the company, for the people.
"The Snow Queen". The winner in this New Year's category may not be so snowy, but she is a real queen of marketing. In the halls Snow Queen the boy Kai could not form the word “eternity” from pieces of ice. In her kingdom, unlike the boy Kai, everything always goes well.
"Basilio the Cat" The championship in this comic category goes to our colleague N.N. He knows how to flexibly resolve a situation like a cat, when you need to remain silent, sometimes purr, and sometimes quietly say “wow,” which means “meow.”
"Alice from Wonderland." Wonderland is our logistics. Sometimes such magic happens there... Mostly good ones. It is impossible to pull the rug out from under Alice from Wonderland, she will bring anyone out into the open, but she always comes out of the water dry...
“Karabas-Barabas” - oh, how powerful and severe it is. And skillfully pulls the “dolls” by the strings. Don't be offended by him. It just seems to him that thanks to these very tactics, he can achieve serious success.
The winner in the comic category “Fedot Sagittarius” is Mr. N.N. He is a Sagittarius not only according to the horoscope, but also in life. In his work he hits with precision and tries not to make mistakes. Lazy people won't let anyone get into the matter at gunpoint.
And here comes “Mrs. Nehochukha.” When she is given some difficult task, in her opinion, it is read in her eyes - “I don’t want to.” It’s much more interesting to walk to the coffee machine, show off your excellent figure, chocolate skin, and enjoy the subtle aroma of coffee...
Comic nomination "Sultan". No, he doesn't have three wives, but he wouldn't mind having them. Yes, there are not three wives, but there are three girlfriends, and from different departments. Although, whoever counted them, maybe there are much more of them...
Comic nomination "Aladdin". Yes, our employee N.N. knows how to let the genie out of the bottle at the right moment. And at the most crucial, necessary period. This is what he is famous for. The winner in the New Year's comic category "Aladdin" can be a system administrator or programmer.
