How to remember pictures. If everyone, even the aunts, looks like Putin, this is van Eyck. Find out the name of the artist by the style of his painting

And all because this issue has not lost its relevance to this day. The essence of this method was to remember several starting points. It was actually invented in order to pass an exam, but it worked so well that by using this trick one could be considered an intellectual connoisseur of painting.


And here is the story itself.

“A long time ago, in my first year, we studied art history. The subject itself is terribly interesting, but the teacher is crap that you wouldn’t find with a flashlight during the day. As far as I know, there is not a single student who likes him.

He gave lectures on Saturdays, from 8 in the morning until five minutes to five he stood at the door, and then locked it. That's all. Didn't make it before eight - a pass, and many passes - a great grief.

Now I'll tell you why. All year he showed us slides of paintings, sculptures, mosaics and other things, ranging from rock art and ending with Russian artists of the 80s. And he had all these slides in the form of postcards. Here's a pack.
And at the end of the year, as usual, there is an exam. First two questions, and then additional execution on an individual basis. Based on the number of your absences per year (!), he took postcards out of the stack.

Especially because everyone went to the retake already in a hurry. And so, in order to guess the authors, we in the group came up with a classification. And you know, in 97 cases out of a hundred it works! Still!"

Here's part of that classification:







I constantly run into problems search by photo or paintings. For example, this is a situation where clients want to order a portrait based on historical painting or reproduction of a painting. They have a file that they found on the Internet. They don’t know the title or the author, but they want to know. And they want to know what kind of painting is hanging in their house. It always happens that this file, found by clients, is of very poor quality - it is small in size or the file itself is simply bad. It is necessary to quickly establish the title and author in order, firstly, to educate the customer and yourself, and secondly, to try to find a picture of at least average quality.

Real case. The customer wants to order installation into this picture. Replace this lady's face with the face of your friend. Then print it on canvas measuring 40cm by 50cm, frame it and give it as a gift. She should like it.

installation on a picture

The file he brought weighs 120 KB. In principle, not the worst case. They also printed pictures from worse pictures. At canvas prints all the pictures themselves are blurred and JPEG artifacts are not very noticeable. And if you clean it up, it will be great. But the client really wanted to know the author of the painting and the title. I want that's all. To my shame, I had no idea who the artist was or who was depicted.

I had to use different photo search services.

1. http://www.tineye.com/ Excellent service. Convenient site. I used it before but this time I was disappointed.

Here is the result of a photo search: Or like this:

He found only 2 images. One is very bad, and even framed. The second is exactly the same file that the customer brought. All sizes and parameters were the same. But I clicked on the source links and found nothing. These are some kind of blogs and forums.

2. http://www.google.ru/imghp?hl=ru&tab=wi A relatively new service from Google. Never used it - never had to.

To enable photo search, click on the camera, a window for adding a file and links will open and click “Search”. Everything is elementary.

The pattern search result was great!

I also came across an excellent site on search for similar photos. It is very convenient when you can replace a picture with another, but very similar one. Before that, I only knew http://alipr.com, but it constantly returned such utter garbage with similar pictures that I gave up such searches. But I came across an excellent site for searching similar photos - http://gallerix.ru/roster/. The result is not very impressive, but much better than the first site. You can check it yourself.

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For many, remembering artists and their paintings seems like an impossible task. Over hundreds of years, history has written down the names of many artists whose names are well known, unlike their paintings. How to remember the artist's personality and style? We have prepared brief description for those who want to understand fine arts:

If the paintings show people with big butts, you can be sure it's Rubbens

If people in beautiful clothes relax in nature - Watteau


If men look like curly-haired women with hairy eyes - This is Caravaggio

If a painting with a dark background shows a person with a beatific expression or a martyr - Titian

If the painting contains multi-figure compositions, many people, objects, Christian and surreal motifs - this is Bosch

If the painting contains multi-figure compositions and complex plots, but they look more realistic than Bosch’s paintings, rest assured that this is Bruegel.


If you see a portrait of a person against a dark background in dim, yellow light - Rembrandt

Biblical and mythological scenes depicting several plump cupids - Francois Boucher


Naked, pumped up bodies, perfect shapes - Michelangelo

Ballerinas are drawn, this is Degas

Contrasting, sharp image with gaunt and bearded faces - El Greco

If the painting shows a girl with a unibrow, this is Frida

Quick and light strokes, bright colors and depictions of nature – Monet


Light colors and rejoicing people – Renoir


Bright, colorful and rich - Van Gogh

Dark colors, black outlines and sad people - Manet


The background is like from the movie “The Lord of the Rings”, with a light blue fog. Madonna's wavy hair and aristocratic nose - Da Vinci

If the body depicted in the painting has an unusual shape - Picasso


Colored squares like an Excel document – ​​Mondrian

For hundreds of years world culture gave us a countless number of brilliant painters. One problem is that it is very difficult to remember everyone, as well as many of their works. This will help you have at least some knowledge on this topic and navigate the world of art more freely: simple instructions. It will allow you not to get into trouble when conducting small talk.

1. If you see a dark background in the picture and all sorts of suffering on the faces, this is Titian.

2. If in the picture there are such butts and cellulite even on men, have no doubt - this is Rubens.

3. If the men in the painting resemble and may turn out to be women, this is Caravaggio.

4. If there are a lot of little people in the picture - Bruegel.

5. A lot of little people + little incomprehensible fantastic stuff - Bosch.

6. If you can easily add a couple of cupids to the picture without disturbing the composition, or they are already there in various configurations, this is Boucher.

7. Beautiful, everyone is naked and figures like bodybuilders - Michelangelo.

8. You see a ballerina - you say Degas. If you say Degas, you see a ballerina.

9. Contrasting, harsh and everyone has such skinny bearded faces - El Greco.

10. If everyone, even the aunts, looks like Putin, it’s Jan van Eyck.

11. Bright-bright, colorful-colorful - Van Gogh.

P.S.: Monet – spots, Manet – people! ©