Ditties for children short 4 lines stomp. Very funny ditties for children about household chores. Ditties about love

Irina Grokhotova
Ditties for children preschool age

DITS ABOUT PROFESSIONS

1. I will sail in the open as the captain of a ship

I will study all the oceans and seas in the world

2. I will be an exemplary pilot and will fly to the moon

And like our Yuri Gagarin I will study all the planets

3. I’ll be a teacher, I won’t forget anything

I'll lay it down all the children go to bed, and quickly write.

4. I dream of being a doctor, I will be everyone treat children

So that they endure bandages, surround you with warmth and affection

5. Everyone shouts that I will be, some a doctor, some a lecturer

Well, I will be more important than everyone else, I will become the director.

6. Mom sewed me, mom sewed me a brocade skirt

And I will grow up and become ALLA PUGACHEVA!

7. I will work as a cook when I grow up

I will cook compotes and my favorite noodle soup for everyone.

8. I’ll tell everyone a secret and believe me friends

That I will fulfill this dream - I will become president!

DIFFERENT DITTS

1. Our dear guests, listen carefully

we'll sing for you ditties are very wonderful

2. I decided to clean the frying pan myself once a year,

And then they couldn’t wash me for 4 days.

3. Masha ate buckwheat porridge, laughing

We washed the buckwheat Masha for an hour.

4. The soup and porridge are burnt, salt is poured into the compote

When my mother came home from work, she had a lot of trouble.

5. Vova polished the floor until it shined, prepared a vinaigrette

Mom is looking for what to do - there is no work.

6. Lena walks as if the doll won’t turn her head

I haven’t even put on my shoes, I’m still afraid the bow will fall off.

7. There are two blue and scarlet flowers on the window

I'm a fighting boy, even though I'm small in stature.

8. I was swinging on a swing and lost my brooch

Well, who cares that I love Seryozha

9. I’m not too lazy to sew a mitten for a doll all day long.

My brother praised me - you quickly sewed a robe.

10. If little Andrey sweeps the house

Sora is not on the floor, he is flying above.

11. Seryozha took a rag and wiped everything at once

He didn't drop anything, except the vase.

12. We sang to you ditties is it good or bad

And now we ask you to clap for us.

Publications on the topic:

Ditties for children on a school theme 1. We, seven-year-old boys, will sing ditties for you. We live wonderfully in our beloved school. 2. So Antoshka shook his briefcase to find the notebooks.

Ditties for March 8 1. Our dear mothers, we will sing ditties for you. We congratulate you today and send you big greetings. 2. The lazy mother says: “Make your bed!”

Maslenitsa ditties about pancakes 1. Like during Holy Week, we wanted pancakes. They were baked for the guests. Help yourself to your heart's content. 2. I'm a rosy girl, I like to have fun Oh, here you go.

Ditties about honey Ditties about honey 1. The beekeeper breeds bees, and he pumps honey. Our folk healer bee helps people. 2. Oh, I recently got sick. I thought.

Ditties about Moscow 1. We will sing ditties for you About beautiful Moscow. Clap your hands if you like it! 2. From the high bell tower we will shout loudly, loudly.

Ditties about winter for children with speech disorders Dear teachers! Working with children in the Logorhythmics group, I use Russian folk songs in the development of speech in preschool children.

Dear teachers, when designing work on speech development in preschoolers, I decided to use new approach to correction and automation.

New Year's ditties 1. Santa Claus was walking through the forest and found a white cone. And this is not a cone, it’s a little bunny. 2. The fox surprised everyone by attaching a bow to her tail and boasting.

One of the most striking expressions of the character of the Russian people, their love of life and extraordinary perseverance in solving everyday problems and failures, are Russian folk ditties. Unlike other representatives of Russian national folklore (epics, proverbs, fairy tales), the texts of ditties do not belong to long-term material. Chat quatrains are, as a rule, a popular response to some current event or existing problematic situation. Therefore, the longevity of a ditty mainly depends on the relevance of the content of its text.

The place where ditties are performed are all kinds of folk holidays, wedding celebrations and various kinds of feasts. It is at these events that Russian people sing good and evil, decent and obscene, about various life events and situations, about well-known celebrities and political figures, and about much, much more.

What Russian folk ditties are sung most often at dinner parties today? The answer to this question is clear – different! The ditty repertoire depends on the reason for organizing the feast, and on the age and preferences of those present. In a word,

We'll give you ditties
Russian folk,
Among them you can easily find
Fit for a feast!

Russian folk ditties (texts without swearing)

We know a lot of ditties
Both good and bad.
It's interesting to listen to
Who doesn't know any.

Eh, dear friend,
All the people know about us.
No one will sleep without you,
Without me, he won’t start singing.

Shop, ride shop,
Don't sit with me, rich man.
Better poor, but dear,
He will sit next to me.

I ditty upon ditty,
I’m knitting like a thread.
You prove it, girlfriend,
If I don't tell you.

Don't look at me
That I'm thin.
Mom didn't feed me lard,
.

Don't scold me, mama,
Don't scold so threateningly.
You yourself were like that -
Came late.

There is a young month in the sky,
Hid behind a cloud.
Come to me soon
I'll torture you with caresses!

I used to give it to everyone
Turns from the gate.
And now there is only one left -
Nobody gets married!

Dandruff for husband
Nowadays it’s no big deal.
Here's how to increase
Something sensible.

There is fog outside,
The diaper is drying.
All your love is a deception
Besides the child.

Outside the village
Frogs croak.
And I'm making sweet little noodles -
I hang it on my ears.

The spring day has come,
The cat on the roof screamed.
Soon I will scream too,
I really want to get married!

Russian folk ditties (texts for feasts)

Oh, you, pit, pit, pit...
I don't know who was digging.
The little one was going on a date,
Accidentally fell into it.

They brought me to trial
And I'm shaking all over:
A hundred eggs were awarded
But I’m not rushing!

What kind of party is this:
You go home and I go home.
And, in my opinion, a party:
You're home and I'm with you!

Are there really not enough branches?
Are you cutting birch?
Are there really not enough girls?
Do you love married people?

So I'll go to the garden,
I'll dig some horseradish.
I'll shove it into Sasha's mouth
For his betrayal.

I don't need a pound of peas
But you need a pea.
I don't need a lot of girls
You need one - a good one!

I haven't bathed for three weeks
And he caught a louse.
She's fat, big,
You can't kill with a rifle.

Saleswoman in the store
She called me a “pig.”
Grandmothers thought pork
They lined up behind me.

It is known that unexpected guests cause some trouble for the hosts of the feast. The texts of the ditties on the attached video will tell you what exactly such visitors can bring with them.

Russian folk ditties funny and cool

I lit the stove with letters,
I didn't add any wood.
I watched everything burn
My first love.

There is fog outside -
Zero visibility.
A man lies under the mountain -
Russian real estate.

My mother beat and beat me,
That I came late.
So as not to wake up mom,
I'll come in the morning!

And I'm with this gentleman
I want to meet you.
My beauty is not enough
I'll pay extra with moonshine.

Eh, mother, my mother,
Doesn't let me in at night.
And I'll go for a walk during the day,
More fancy stuff!

There was a time when I was dancing
In high heels,
And now I'm sitting on the stove -
Two children in arms.

I cooked according to the book,
And it closed...
Now how can I guess
What happened there?

Ditties have a beginning,
The ditties have an end.
Who listened to our ditties,
Let's just say - well done!

The article contains thematic Russian folk ditties for children.

For our fathers and mothers, ditties often served as background music on holidays. Simple couplets, which set the mood for fun and jokes, are now also beloved and popular among organizers of various events.

The satire of perky quatrains is friendly and kind, and therefore they will certainly enliven a concert or holiday and attract the attention of children and adults.

This article contains ditties that will brighten up both a children's party and a child's name day. Teachers and holiday organizers will not have to spend a long time searching the Internet for thematic couplets, because the most interesting and funny short funny songs are collected here.

So unique folk genre like ditties are performed without musical accompaniment. Sometimes a balalaika or accordion plays along with the performer of the quatrains.

Preschool children absorb all the information that becomes available to them, so it is important not to make a mistake when choosing educational games.

At the age of 2-5 years, children enjoy listening to cheerful music and short funny rhyming tunes, and are less interested in prose. During this period, the child shows interest in ditties, in which he finds answers to emerging questions.

Learn Russian folk ditties with your children, from which they will discover a lot of interesting and curious information.


Cockerel, cockerel,
Sing ditties.
You speak well
The hens will sing along.
Laying hens, laying hens,
Chicken friends.

Our ram is a rich gentleman.
He bought himself a new thing.
Either a fur coat or a caftan,
Now he won’t understand it himself!

Like gardening
The goat loves to walk.
After this trip
There is no harvest!

I'm a poor goose
Like a copper penny.
I walk around the village barefoot,
I'm storing down for the winter.

“Ha-ha-ha,” the goose sang.
I'm not afraid of chanterelles.
All the chanterelles on the scale
I'll take it away in a basket!

I'm a cow anyway!
My horns are like a crown.
Who will visit me?
He'll taste the milk!


At the door on the chest
Popka sits in a cap.
How they put on the cap -
He called himself a “fool”!

Hey, little gray cat
I went to the river under the bridge,
I dipped my tail into the water,
The cats caught some fish!

I was sitting on the stove
She guarded the rolls.
And there are mice behind the stove
They were guarding the donuts.

On my sundress
Cockerels and cockerels
There is nothing more beautiful in the whole world
My dear grandmother!

At my grandmother's
The new apron is bright.
Take it, grandma,
Gifts for the holiday!

I'm ready to suffer all day
Without yours, without pies.
I've suffered so much before
One big nose remains.

I came to my grandma
And I hugged my family!
Live for many, many years
And God bless you from troubles!

And the parents gave
Grandmother's grandchildren.
And they just take you home
Only them for the weekend.

Important: from folk ditties and songs, children learn about the world around them, and rhymed lines and a simple rhythm attract the baby’s attention.

Positive aspects when kids listen to ditties:

  • children begin to dance, developing coordination of movements
  • frequent repetitions of simple songs have a positive effect on the development of the speech apparatus
  • kids get used to the sound of their native speech
  • the child feels joy
  • aesthetic feelings are formed

If you sing short, funny nursery rhymes to a newborn, then procedures such as changing clothes and bathing will not cause anxiety in the baby. Songs will distract attention and have a positive effect on psychophysical development


Ditties are also appropriate for playing with your baby. And by accompanying the singing with hand movements, the mother encourages the child to repeat after her, which means he will grow up active. Oral folklore for children this is an important foundation in the formation of personality.

Ditties for children about school

This section contains ditties dedicated to school topics. Using the material collected here, teachers will be able to supplement the program of any children's event, competition of amateur performers.

Folklore musical couplets are selected in accordance with school holidays. So improve your school musical repertoire folk songs, and let the holiday bring more jokes and laughter to the children!

School ditties about teachers

Thank you for science,
Wise teachers.
Because we understand
You didn't chase us in vain.

Our teacher is very strict
We didn't go to class!
How happy he was
What has been freed from us!

They came to school as sparrows,
Now we are soaring like a swallow.
We love teachers very much
We say thank you to everyone.

Me teacher on the blackboard
Wrote an assignment
Well, I'm sitting in sadness,
There is suffering on the face.

And Irina Nikolaevna
He loves silence very much.
Why doesn't he like to make noise?
Well, I just don’t understand.

For the teacher first
I don't regret good words
After all, she managed to understand
How to keep us in school.

I go to school in the morning
The teachers are waiting for me.
They will torture you in class -
I will torment them too.

Being a teacher is not easy
Only your subject.
The teacher must teach
How should we act in life?

Congratulations on Teacher's Day
We have come today for you.
Wish you great success,
So that they teach better than us.


I'm sitting in class
I look at the teacher.
I like the teacher
When he's not swearing.

Our dear school
Lets them out of their desks
Mendeleev, Coulomb...
The world will be very happy with them!

Past school number ten
Well, I won't pass:
Or I'll wash the windows,
Or I'll sweep the yard.

Of course we love school
Our dear school!
Although they drag me to this school
Some by force.

We live very friendly
We sing songs happily.
Better than our good school
We won't find it anywhere in the world!

Our school is the best
And in the dining room they feed everyone,
And we have a gym here,
And we have countless guys.

Video: ditties about school

Birthday ditties for children

Sparkling folk ditties can become the highlight of the celebration for both adults and children. The funny content of short humorous couplets will set both the hero of the occasion and the invited guests in the right mood. Simple motives will amuse, ignite the audience, and in the best case, even entice them to dance.


In order for the quatrains to fulfill their entertainment function, they should be performed at a fast pace, without changing the melody. The main thing in the ditty is its humorous meaning.

The ditties that will be heard at the name day will contribute to the creation good mood and inciting the public. No special musical talent is required for performers of funny verses. Even people far from music can cope with the task.

Just 3-4 performers in colorful colors are enough folk costumes, accordion player and a great mood for the hero of the occasion is guaranteed. How to congratulate the birthday person in an original way using ditties, read in this section.

We came to congratulate you,
Happy Birthday Kolya [name of the birthday boy].
So sit down comfortably in your chair,
And listen to congratulations!

To congratulate you on Jam Day
We wish you all the best,
Birthday ditties
Now we will perform!

I don’t know how old you are,
Why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!

I look at the table and see
Very tasty loaf
But I'm on a diet today
Don't choose me!

Name day is a wonderful holiday,
They happen once a year.
Crocodile is visiting you
I’ll invite you with Cheburashka!

They will sing you a song
About the magic helicopter
The one that's exactly on your birthday
He'll bring popsicles to everyone!


A children's party will become much more exciting and interesting if one of the adults dresses up in costumes cartoon characters(Cheburashka, Winnie the Pooh) and will distribute sweets and balloons to invited kids.


Let's cheer up honest people
Tanya [name of the birthday girl] happy birthday
Let's honestly congratulate
Today is joy and fun,
Come out and dance!

We all glow with happiness
It's your birthday!
We're here to congratulate you
Relatives and friends.

Here are flowers, and here are sweets,
Isn't this nice?
And we’ll also give a holiday,
Have fun and be beautiful!

Be happy, be healthy,
Never be harsh!
May life be successful
If so, stick with us!

Have fun, honest people,
Birthday is coming!
Let them bring you gifts
The holiday will become bright and bright!

After these words, you can arrange the distribution of small gifts. The kids will appreciate the explosion of firecrackers and flying colorful confetti.


Ditties about professions for children

I tell everyone I know,
That I want to be an astronomer.
I don't like to sleep at night,
It's better to study the stars.

I love in front of the whole class
Answer in class.
This experience will be useful -
I want to become an artist!

If, Petya, you then
You will be a deputy
Then your diary can become
Terrible compromising evidence!

- Have pity on me, mommy,
Let me skip school!
- You, son, are the director there,
You must be there!

I decided there was no point
Boxing -
I'll become a dentist
Everyone is afraid of him.

Vovka boasts to the guys,
That he will become a lawyer.
And not yet a lawyer,
He hits everyone.

I want to be a scout
After all, I am resourceful and brave.
Mom hid the sweets
I scouted out where - and ate it!


I'll become a hairdresser
And I will take revenge on Lariska -
I'll cut my hair like a boy's,
And then I’ll forgive you.

I go to gymnastics
I only eat once a week.
I'll tell you a secret:
I want to become a model.

I'm friends with the tractor driver
I go to help him.
The tractor driver drives the car
And I'm sitting next to you!


Ditties for children in kindergarten

Kindergarten teachers can use a ready-made script and introduce children to oral folk art original and fun.

It is better to decorate the hall in a folk style: put fake painted gates or a Russian hut on the stage.

Performers of ditties and a balalaika accordion player come out to the melody of the balalaika.

I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!

There are clouds in the blue sky,
It will rain or hail.
Olya asks to be held
On the way to kindergarten!

Alla was sitting at the table,
I thought at the plate,
Pinocchio sat down next to her,
I ate all the compote and porridge.


Sasha and Masha played
All the toys were scattered
They started arguing and shouting
Who should collect toys?

Petya deftly catches fish
Maybe make a raft,
Just “hello” and “thank you”
Can't speak!

Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!

Parents don't have an hour
No talking to the child
Who's talking in the garden?
Developing quickly!

We are our boys,
Oh, how noticed!
They sing diligently
They blink great!

And I'll go with an accordion
There's a little window under Olino,
Let's see, accordion,
Will the window open?

I have a rose in my pocket -
The rose is crumbling,
I have such a character
Like stinging nettles!

A turtle went for a swim.
and bit everything out of fear
bite-bite-bite-bite
I'm not afraid of anyone!

The mouse was met by girlfriends
And they hid in each other.
And which remains
I was scared the most.

Polina tried
Eat the porridge up to half.
The porridge was harmful.
She laughed at Polinka.


In the morning to mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.

Little kids love
All kinds of sweets.
Who gnaws and who swallows,
Who is rolling on the cheek?

IN kindergarten having fun
simple people.
In quiet times he cannot sleep,
he sings in a low voice:

Oh, lyuli, oh, lyuli,
like ships on the Volga.


Vanya will be an engineer,
Lenochka will be a doctor.
Vera will become a teacher,
but for now we sing:

Wow, you, oh, you - we are all astronauts.

Children in our kindergarten
The most skilled:
Who draws, who sings,
Who runs the fastest?

Thank you all for your attention,
For love, experiences,
Well, kindergarten, flourish,
Instill goodness in your children!

Ditties for children with names

Children will really enjoy the holiday, where ditties with their names will be played.

Our Andrey that week
I handed over my notebook to the teacher.
He doesn't know what to do with her -
To clean, wash or wash.

Seryozha took a walk in the park
And I didn't learn my lesson.
He took it and hid under the desk,
So that no one could find it.

Our Seryozha is in class
Can't say anything.
How the lesson ends -
The mouth doesn't close.

Seryozhka was called to the board,
But Seryozhka is silent,
Because the whole lesson
He looked out the window.


Dima has developed good hearing.
Maybe without fear
Listen while standing at the blackboard,
Hints from distant desks.

Who's hustling at the buffet?
Forging ahead? —
Have pity on Ira, children,
Give Ira a sandwich!

I was waiting for an answer from Marina
Our teacher for a long time -
No answer, no hello
No point!

Oh, we don’t like it when Pasha
Answers at the board.
From his sleepy mooings
We are dying of boredom.

Our ancestors drew
Dinosaurs on a rock,
21st century. - Vignettes
Tolya is drawing on the table.


Dinosaurs are our ancestors
Knocked out on a rock
And now Artyom Grachev
He draws them on the table.

Our Tanechka is a chatterbox,
Well, he listens with half an ear.
The teacher tells her -
And she looks out the window.

Kolya came out to answer,
But I didn't know where to start.
He was silent for an hour, then said:
“Anna Pavlovna, call.”

I'm sitting at a desk with Roma.
Roma is a great guy.
Look how poor he is -
Will always protect me.

All programs without analysis
My daughter looks all the way
He only rests at school -
Our telemaniac Olya.

Never in our class
It never gets hot
Fan replaces
Lark's turntable for us!

Gosha toils and sighs
And mutters at the blackboard...
They fall asleep and dry out
Even flies from boredom!

Ditties about camp for children

Summer holidays are always a lot of different things interesting activities, children's camp and songs around the fire. And where there are songs, there are funny ditties! Learn short couplets with your children.

We, cheerful girlfriends,
We'll sing ditties for you.
And about summer, and about camp,
And about how we live!

We've waited for the red summer,
The diaries were abandoned.
We will rest for a long time -
Right up until autumn!

Dusty city, goodbye!
Goodbye family!
Wave goodbye -
IN summer camp I'm coming!


It's good to be with friends -
We sing a sonorous song.
In our wonderful camp
We'll have a great month!

Hikes and tournaments await us,
Discos, quizzes.
River, sun, beach and forest.
Even the “Field” has “miracles”.

Don't be bored, dad, mom -
Camp is not a drama...
I'll be sad about the house -
I'll notify you right away.

Mom, don't shed tears:
The camp is full of friends,
I'll run and sunbathe
Take a break from the tablet!


Moms, don't shed tears,
Don't drink Valerian...
The children are going on vacation -
Breathe fresh air!

Our counselor is the best
Studying at the institute!
We know what it is
The teacher will succeed!

Our counselor is adored
We adore him
All the guys like him
And he is a champion in everything!

I picked up a bunch of dresses
Fashionista Marinka.
To exercise and go on a hike
Walks like a “picture”!

My friend and I fall asleep
We love to sleep for a long time.
But from eight in the morning our camp,
And you have to get up!

In our camp, of course,
Lots of entertainment.
And we have counselors
Simply super class!

Don't worry, dads, moms,
Summer holidays are the best!
Let's rest here for twenty days -
You don't recognize the children.

To your teachers
Here we openly say:
- We have a lot of trouble with you
This change will bring.

We have a lot of children here
Look at us
We are all very different
And still WE ARE EQUAL.

Ditties about summer for children

With the onset of summer and the beginning of the holidays, ditties about warm sunny days are especially relevant.

For the holidays, hooray!
The kids ran away!
Let's tan, grow up -
And we won’t recognize each other.

That's how good Petya is
Watering the garden bed!
Now everyone there is a frog
Doing exercises.

I went fishing
I cast the fishing rod.
A fat crocodile pecked -
The boat capsized!

We played hide and seek in the forest
And Oksana was lost.
She climbed into the hollow -
I slept there until dark!


I'm used to the bike
And I ride it without hands.
After meeting with a thick oak
I’m already on my way... without a tooth.

In the summer, every clearing
Like a self-assembled tablecloth.
Delicious wild berries
He'll feed you and me at once.

- What kind of mushrooms are these?
Are all the stumps stuck around?
- You guys are lucky
These are friendly mushrooms!

Those red-haired girlfriends over there
They are called waves.
Hurry to them, Irinka,
Invite to your basket.

Mom allowed her daughter
In the morning, go mushroom hunting.
My daughter brought it soon
Two baskets of fly agarics.

Jellyfish are splashing into mine,
Watermelons are sweeter than sugar,
And the sand is already golden -
You and I have gone to heaven!

On the golden sand
The sun was shining -
How summer it is sometimes
We had a good time!


Ditties about Russia for children

On Russian Independence Day, ditties with patriotic notes will be appropriate, thanks to which children will be able to feel a sense of pride in their country, their beloved land, and a round dance will become a decoration of the holiday.

I believe in our Russia!
To my dear mother!
I'll sing her a ditty,
The most beautiful!

Oh, Russia, you are beautiful!
Blue lakes - eyes...
Let's sing out loud:
Russia has a Russian spirit!

We changed our bast shoes a long time ago,
The shoes are beautiful!
We do not lose heart,
The happiest!

Our President Putin Vova!
Putin is good!
We'll live happily ever after,
To spite all your enemies!

We have oil and gas in reserve...
And the ditties are just right!
We aim not at the eyebrow but at the eye,
And about that... let's sing now!

Prosper, Russia, ours,
You won't be lost with us!
And with a cheerful ditty -
You'll have more fun!


Russian spirit, it smells like Russia,
Rus' is a strong country!
We will embrace you with the warmth of our hearts,
May we always be remembered!

Eh, Russia, you are Russia,
How good is that!
Everyone around is singing ditties,
Have fun and sing!

Together with the nanny, Aunt Valya,
They cleaned and swept.
Well, at home for a whole hour,
Our mothers washed us off!

We would be glad to sing again,
Yes, we need to finish.
We invite you to visit us,
Come, good time!

And now honest people,
The Russian hut is calling.
Our grandfathers with love,
They were cutting logs with an axe!
The nails were hammered in tightly,
Songs were sung loudly.


Funny ditties for children

The following selection of laughter ditties is suitable for any children's party.

In the morning to mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.

Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!

The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said “Crow!
Give me soap and perfume
May the roosters love you!”


Irishka was riding down the hill
- I was the fastest;
Ira even has his own skis
Overtook on the way!

I baked a cake
I treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in my glass.

Grandfather taught a mouse to write,
And what came out was scribbles.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.

I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!

Video: children perform ditties

Cheerful miniatures could be heard in villages right on the street, during gatherings, weddings, feasts, etc. Often people began to dance to the cheerful performance. There were songs with a lyrical mood, which reflected current events and experiences in rhymed lines. Even the sad ditties were still filled with humor, which supported an optimistic view of the future.

It is interesting that the people surrounding the performer do not just listen, but take an active part in the entertainment: they dance, clap, comment, object or support. Moreover, the most common reaction is to answer with a ditty, which thus turns into competition.

When did ditties appear?

There is an opinion that the first poetic and musical miniatures appeared in the 17th-18th centuries. At that time, people were entertained by buffoons, jokers and traveling artists. Other researchers believe that this happened around mid-19th century century.


Turning to ancient literature, you can notice that almost all types of folklore of that time are mentioned there, only not a word is said about ditties.

  • The chronicles contain the names of epic characters, legends and parables.
  • A. S. Pushkin wrote “Song of prophetic Oleg", based on the legend about the death of Prince Oleg from The Tale of Bygone Years, and also retold folk tales.
  • Folklore genres are also found in Nekrasov’s work.

At the same time, ditties in literary works then they are not mentioned. Even in explanatory dictionary V.I. Dahl does not have “ditties” in the meaning of “short song”. This word was first used by Gleb Uspensky in his 1889 essay “New Folk Songs.”

Such a significant event as the abolition of serfdom in 1861 is not indicated in a single ditty. But those following her (since the 70s of the XIX century. historical facts found in folk quatrains: Russian-Turkish and Russian-Japanese wars, the first Russian revolution of 1905.

In literature, it appears in the poems of the 20th century: in S. A. Yesenin, A. A. Blok, V. V. Mayakovsky and their contemporaries.

Variants of ditty names

They began to compose ditties in the most different corners Rus' almost at the same time. Each locality endowed the song miniatures with an individual flavor, and sometimes even a name.

  • By character: hoot, little short, short, galloping, wagtail, gypsy, Semyonovna, hoot, chorus, gathering, spinner, stomper.
  • By place of origin: Volga matanechki, Ural taratorki, Saratov suffering, Ryazan ikhokhoshki, Yeletskaya, Siberian Podgornaya, Novgorod draft.

Some of the composed quatrains had to be sung, others had to be shouted out to the melody for dancing, performed with musical accompaniment (accordion, balalaika, horn, tambourine) or without it.


Varieties of ditties

  • Lyrical (choruses)- quatrains on various topics.
  • Dancers- 4-line songs with a special rhythm that was combined with dancing. The lines are shorter than those of the lyric ones. Example: ditties like “Apple”, which arose at the beginning of the 20th century in Ukraine as love songs. In 1917-1920 they transformed and began to reflect a socio-political theme.
  • Suffering- usually these are 2-line ditties about love. They were sung slowly and drawn out. They were common in central Russia and the Volga. They were not known in the northern part of the country, in the Urals and Siberia.
  • "Semyonovna"(ditties named after the beginning) - 2-line ditties with a special mournful rhythm. Semyonovna is a broken Russian woman. The first songs of this type appeared in the 30s. XX century Then, based on them, in the 30-40s. composed many cruel romances.
  • "Matanya"- a type of ditty in which the word “Matanya” was used to address lovers. Moreover, such an appeal was often found both in the chorus and in the chorus. This song is a trochee in four feet, and the stanza consists of two lines and has a chorus.

Ditties about the village and village

My dear tractor driver,
I am his milkmaid.
He is in fuel oil, I am in manure -
Fighting couple.
***
I stood behind the porch
And they said: well done.
I took out my handkerchief
And they said: she kissed.
***
Why are you sitting there, guys?
Are you wiping your pants?
There are only weeds in the field,
And you are all walking.
***
Oh grandfathers, grandfathers, grandfathers!
How cunning are you?
How I walk on water -
Gray hair in your beard.
***
I threw a pebble
To the dear one through the window.
The window has dissolved
It turned out to be a cat.
***
A rooster sits on the chimney.
He shouts that he sees two:
Vanya with flowers,
Petenka with money!
***
I will paint my lips brightly,
I'll go through the village
It will be hot for all the guys
Well, it’s fun for me.
***
Seven beauties, seven sisters
A fire was lit in the meadow.
Songs are sung
They invite you to visit.
***
The guys don't like me
And men don't like it
And I'm running around with snot
And I blow bubbles.
***
Plowing in the field in spring
Our tractor drivers
And they kiss under the pine tree
Our harmonica players.
We weeded the garden
The guys were having fun.
It got hot, we took off our clothes,
And they fell.
***
I'll stamp my left foot,
I'll stomp on the right one,
Girls love me anyway
Even though I'm small!
***
Milkman Vasya became sad,
And he sighed wearily.
Milked all the cows
But the milk yield is not enough!
***
Got an accordion girl
Eyes sparkle with love.
I fell in love with the accordion player
I couldn't hold the brakes.
***
Clouds are floating across the sky,
Reflected in the lake.
And Taras came to Nyura,
On your bulldozer.
***
Summer is boring without ditties,
Without funny songs -
Without a groovy accordion
The world is not interesting!
***
The sun is shining cheerfully
There's no reason to frown.
Women are walking across the field,
And they squint at the Sun.
***
I was sitting on the stove
She guarded the rolls.
And there are mice behind the stove
They were guarding the donuts.
***
Hey, little gray cat
I went to the river under the bridge,
I dipped my tail into the water,
The cats caught some fish!
***
Ha-ha-ha, - the goose sang.
I'm not afraid of chanterelles.
All the chanterelles on the scale
I'll take it away in a basket!

Ditties about love

Why did you lure me in?
When am I not nice to you?
You would say in the fall,
I wouldn't go in winter.
***
I walk around the village with Timoshka,
And my Timoshka is with an accordion.
He plays, sings,
The wind blows the curls.
***
Darling, don't knock
Nice one, don't shout,
Under the middle window
Scratch quietly
***
Darling is sleeping, breathing quietly.
I kiss him - he doesn’t hear.
***
Soon I will become a housewife
At the sweetheart's house:
They will have dinner and sit down
By my order.
***
Dear in autumn
He said a secret word:
- Save up, dear lady,
Engagement ring.
***
Curly Alyosha
I want to love, I want to leave.
***
They came to marry me
With gilded arc.
While I was powdering and blushing,
We went to another
***
Well, what is it like to become,
Carry buckets up the mountain?
I'll get married there
Where there is water under the window.
***
I sewed a pouch for my dear one,
And the mitten came out.
My dear came and praised:
- What a craftswoman!
***
My little one and I were walking
Near our pond;
The frogs scared us -
Let's not go there anymore.
I was sitting on the window
My darling rode on a cat,
I started to drive up to the window
I couldn't hold the cat.
***
Who has what cutie -
I have a craft one:
I gave the shoes to be sewn -
I sewed birch bark beetroot.
***
The heart bursts with love:
The cabbage soup is boiling, she doesn’t hear.
***
Timoshka has a wave of forelock,
He's looking after me.
***
Oh, cat, shoot!
Don't sit on the threshold:
And then, dear, you'll go
If he stumbles, he will fall.
***
On my sundress
Club-footed roosters;
I myself am not a clubfoot -
Clubfooted grooms.
***
Why did you bloom?
Cornflower in the rye?
Why did you come?
My dear, tell me?
***
Eh, Semyonovna,
You are my little one,
Yes I came to you
Yes, under the window.
***
Honey, what, honey, what?
Darling is angry about what?
Is it what people said?
Did you notice something yourself?
***
And my darling gave it to me
Your true love,
And I gave him
Its dimensionless one.
***
Behind the outskirts of the woods,
And behind the forest there is a river.
Where do you go my friend?
My heart ached.

Ditties about the wedding

There was a time - I was having fun
I'll be there until the morning!
And now I'm going to take a little walk,
The husband shouts: “It’s time to go home!”
***
I have a good reason -
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations, mother-in-law,
You have a good son-in-law!
***
Music plays for us -
Let it not stop!
When a husband kisses his wife -
It's getting envious!
***
We don't have enough space
There's nowhere for an apple to fall!
Nice, fresh bride,
I just want to steal it!
***
The wedding party drinks and has fun,
And laughs, Woo-ha-ha!
And let the bride be proud
Looking at the groom!
***
Summer warms the earth,
The wedding is going well
And let this event
Brings joy to everyone's heart!
***
Let the wedding sing and dance,
Blooms like a bouquet...
Mother-in-law gently rubs her hand
And he sends greetings to his mother-in-law!
***
We want to wish lovers
Share the house fairly -
Who wants trash and dishes?
Who's to give a damn!
***
Young, you are obedient
Follow your husband's orders
Husband, be faithful to your wife
Don't get on her nerves!
***
You under the very roof of heaven
We want to build our own nest!
And so that there is that nest
One hundred percent full!
***
I was looking for a bride
Trampled half of Russia.
Friend, just admit it honestly:
Where did you get such a beauty?
Oh, you are my ring,
Gold test...
I will love my darling
Until the very grave!
***
Unreliable girls
The country has been overrun.
Nowadays, rely
You can only use your wife!
***
I'm tired of the will in girls,
I love the lot of married people,
I will help my husband -
Buy perfume and dresses!
***
Everything is in my father-in-law's mind!
He loves his wife!
He desperately gets money -
He's giving his daughter away in marriage!
***
There is no summer without July,
And July without flowers;
There is no love without a kiss -
All the love is in a kiss!
***
The bride and I are friends,
I can't count how many years.
Promise, groom, bride
Kiss every hour!
***
The father-in-law at the wedding is a general!
He gave his daughter in marriage!
He is sure: there will be happiness!
The son-in-law loves the bride very much!
***
If the berry is ripe,
We need to pick the berries.
Tired of calling the bride -
You know, it's time to call me your wife!
***
What happened, oh-oh-oh,
We can't find a place:
My daughter is such a little thing -
That's the bride!
***
Don't rush, girlfriend, to get married,
Walk down the street.
The feather bed is not ready yet -
Feathers on a chicken.
***
The guests were whispering at the table,
I overheard the conversation.
They say, prettier than the couple
Haven't seen it yet!

Ditties for children

Go, hut, go, hut,
Go, chicken, crested,
Walk, canopy and threshold,
And sour cream and cottage cheese.
***
In the morning to mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.
***
Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
***
Irishka was riding down the hill -
She was the fastest;
Ira even has his own skis
Overtook on the way!
***
If only, if only
There were mushrooms growing on my nose,
We'd cook ourselves
Yes, and they rolled into my mouth.
***
I'll go out, I'll go out and dance
In new shoes,
All the guys say
That I'm like a picture!
***
Play it, balalaika,
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn,
Come out, dancers.
***
I'm not Tyatkina
I'm not my mother's -
I grew up on the street
The chicken killed me.
***
Yegor has two shoulder blades,
And Nina has molds.
I give them a tongue for it
I'll stick it out of the window.
***
I baked a cake
I treated Vanya.
He showed for it
I have a bug in my glass.
***
Grandfather taught a mouse to write,
And what came out was scribbles.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.
***
The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy woman: “Mommy,
I’m still little.”
***
Smoky pan
Manya cleaned with sand.
Three hours in Manyu's shower
Grandma washed it afterwards.
***
Dima got dressed in the morning
And for some reason it fell:
He stuck it for no reason
Two legs in one pant leg.
***
I washed my hands under the tap,
And I forgot to wash my face,
Trezor saw me
He barked: “What a shame!”
***
Boiled milk
She went far away.
I approach him again:
There's no milk in sight.
***
Eh, one time again,
We'll bow now
Let's start dancing
We will try for you!
Let's start singing ditties,
Please don't laugh:
There are a lot of people here,
We might get confused!
***
I've grown a centimeter
And Vitek - by as much as five.
And Lariska got fat,
You can't hug the whole class.
***
Vanka sits at the gate
With my mouth wide open,
But people won’t understand
Where is the gate and where is the mouth.
***
I caught a mouse in a cage
And locked it there tightly,
After all, you can’t assemble without a mouse
There's a turnip in the garden.
***
Like gardening
The goat loves to walk.
After this trip
There is no harvest!
***
I'm a cow anyway!
My horns are like a crown.
Who will visit me?
He'll taste the milk!
***
On my sundress
Cockerels and cockerels
There is nothing more beautiful in the whole world
My dear grandmother!
***
Sasha and Masha played
All the toys were scattered
They started arguing and shouting
Who should collect toys?
***
Little kids love
All kinds of sweets.
Who gnaws and who swallows,
Who is rolling on the cheek?
***
That's how good Petya is
Watering the garden bed!
Now everyone there is a frog
Doing exercises.
***
I went fishing
I cast the fishing rod.
A fat crocodile pecked -
The boat capsized!
***
We played hide and seek in the forest
And Oksana was lost.
She climbed into the hollow -
I slept there until dark!
***
In the summer, every clearing
Like a self-assembled tablecloth.
Delicious wild berries
He'll feed you and me at once.
***
- What kind of mushrooms are these?
Are all the stumps stuck around?
- You guys are lucky
These are friendly mushrooms!
***
Those red-haired girlfriends over there
They are called waves.
Hurry to them, Irinka,
Invite to your basket.
***
Mom allowed her daughter
In the morning, go mushroom hunting.
My daughter brought it soon
Two baskets of fly agarics.
***
On the golden sand
The sun was shining -
How summer it is sometimes
We had a good time!

Funny and funny ditties

We know a lot of ditties
Both good and bad.
It's interesting to listen to
Who doesn't know any.
***
Eh, dear friend,
All the people know about us.
No one will sleep without you,
Without me, he won’t start singing.
***
I ditty upon ditty,
I’m knitting like a thread.
You prove it, girlfriend,
If I don't tell you.
***
Don't look at me
That I'm thin.
Mom didn't feed me lard,
It's not my fault.
***
Don't scold me, mama,
Don't scold so threateningly.
You yourself were like that -
Came late.
***
Behind the village on the pond
Frogs croak.
And I'm making sweet little noodles -
I hang it on my ears.
***
Oh, you, pit, pit, pit...
I don't know who was digging.
The little one was going on a date,
Accidentally fell into it.
I haven't bathed for three weeks
And he caught a louse.
She's fat, big,
You can't kill with a rifle.
***
I cooked according to the book,
And it closed...
Now how can I guess
What happened there?
***
I watered the flowers
There is a watering can on the balcony.
For some reason I suddenly became wet
Uncle on the bench...
***
How about the Borkinsky guys?
The brave are so brave.
They ran three kilometers -
The sheep were scared.
***
And my darling cheated on me,
He rode a goat to Crimea,
But I didn’t give up,
I caught up with the cow.
***
Oh, I stomped
And I didn't stomp.
Ate half a pound of gingerbread
And I didn’t burst.
***
Came out to dance
Grandmother Lukerya,
Where there was no hair
Sticking feathers

Ditties about pies

Bake some pies
Everyone left a long time ago
I would like to entice you
Yes, you are looking out the window.
And there he met Ninka...
Ninka was carrying pies, -
The cat has joy and laughter...

***

The pies are piping hot!
To the kettle and samovar!
You, friends, sit down quickly!
Well, praise the hostess!

Well, praise the hostess!
Start right here
After all, then your mouths will be occupied
Hot pies!

***

I wrote her sonnets,
Called her "buddy"
And she responded to this:
Eat the pie off the shelf!
***
I'm waiting for my dear girlfriends
Visit this week.
I want you to be mine
We ate pies.

Pies, pies
Lush and delicious.
Pies, pies
With meat, with cabbage.

There will be tea with the pies
With mint and hops.
Hey girlfriend, don't be bored
Pour it fuller!

Pies, pies
Lush and delicious.
Pies, pies
With meat, with cabbage.

We will sing songs,
Standing on the porch.
Let's dance "Lady"
With an exit from the stove.

Pies, pies
Lush and delicious.
Pies, pies
With meat, with cabbage.

We're talking about delicious pies
We sang ditties for you.
Ah, thank you for coming,
Darling girlfriends!

Pies, pies
Lush and delicious.
Pies, pies
With meat, with cabbage.

Baba sowed flour
I kneaded the dough.
And a neighbor for a pie
Invited to visit!

***

To your old hut
I invite everyone
The table was set a long time ago,
The pie is getting cold!

***

I baked pies
I put it on the window.
The crow pecked everything
Didn't leave any crumbs

***

I loved Grandma Dusya,
When I baked pies
With vinaigrette and carrots,
She always called me.

***

Our nature is good
The river is nearby, the forest is all around!
Help yourself with raspberries
And with fish pie!

***

Pies for lunch with jam
They are also very harmful to us.
We now enjoy them
We eat in the evenings!

***

My darling is ill
When you baked me a pie,
He devoured it himself, now he suffers -
And he eats all the crumbs...

***

I wanted something for my mother-in-law,
The pies are delicious!
Eh, we'll go back
We are not invited guests...
***

I'm coming to see the cutie.
At the table I drink compote.
My dear sits down next to me.
He puts pies in my mouth.

***

Early darling had fun,
Pies won't fit into your mouth.
You knew that Vasilisa -
Granddaughter of Grandma Yaga!
Rinse your mouth with them.
I'll go to Katya's doorstep,
She invited me to a pie.
***
We welcome you with a samovar,
We bring pies to the table,
We don't miss tea
We talk about this and that

Pies with different fillings
We'll bake it on the weekend.
Let's put the samovar on for tea,
And we'll gather our neighbors.


ABOUT FAMILIAR CASES.

G. Ladonshchikov

Lida ran boldly into the circle,
Spun like a spinning top
And she sang to the music
About familiar things:

“I washed my hands under the tap,
And I forgot to wash my face.
Trezor saw me,
He growled: “What a shame!”

Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair.
A cow came up to him -
She combed her tongue.

The lazy mother says:
“Make your bed!”
And the lazy woman: “Mommy,
I’m still little!”

Like tears, drops from the roof
On a clear day they dripped,
Because Sasha writes
There are scribbles on the wall.

Borya helped stack the haystack,
I couldn’t get off the stack myself.
Borya is crying, shedding tears,
Asks to call a helicopter.

Barking cocky, cheerful
It is heard in the village:
The slob comes home from school
Dragging the backpack along the ground.

Smoky pan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Two hours in Yulya's trough
Grandma washed it afterwards.

I'm friends with the tractor driver
I go to help him.
The tractor driver drives the car
And I'm sitting next to you!

Petya deftly catches fish,
Maybe make a raft,
Just “hello” and “thank you”
Can't speak.

Kolya quarrels with friends,
He uses his fists.
The bully has under his eyes
Bruises do not go away.

Everyone in the field is watering rutabaga,
Everyone likes the job
Only Katya on the bed
It lies around until noon.

On the Day of the Eighth of March, Alla
I swept the floor diligently,
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.

Mom was walking from the store
Zina walked next to her.
My daughter had no idea
Help mom carry the load.

Aunt Sima asked
Get Vitya down into the attic.
- Sorry, Aunt Sima,
I'm not your farmhand at all!

Lisa sat for five hours,
With your nose buried in the TV,
And the next day in the diary
A swan grew up on a line.

Vitya became friends with Valya,
He began to follow him like a shadow.
Valya was vaccinated with smallpox -
Vitya groaned all day.

The train includes three youths:
- Wow, there are so many people here!
Take your seats, guys.
Otherwise the grandmothers will take over!

Mitya walks like a cat,
He doesn’t eat soup or cabbage soup.
Falls from weakness
And he only loves sweets.

I sewed a robe for the doll,
It turned out to be too small.
I sewed shoes for the bear,
They turned out to be great.

I asked the boy
Show your truck,
And the boy is like a monkey,
He showed his tongue in response.

Returning from fishing
Yura is important, take your time,
And he carries it in a tin can
Two tiny ruffs.

Lenya got up early,
I collected all the mushrooms in the forest.
Boasts of mushrooms
With little white dots.

I painted it myself
Black paint blanket.
The red cat slept under him,
Became a striped tiger.

The wind blows, the forest sways,
It starts to rain,
Obeshchalkin promises
A promise not to forget.

At the bully brawler
Visible on the face again
Pink abrasion
What is given for change?

At the slob-confused
Everything is wrong and wrong.
And the shirt is wide open,
And a buttonless jacket.

Spotted woodpecker with sharp beak
Pounds a ringing pine tree.
Two magpies in class
They break the silence.

I eat porridge and sour cream,
I have strength.
Still, I won't fight
Just don't mess with me!

About guys and toys
I composed ditties.
Before you write them down,
I decided to dance.

Eh, I'll stomp my foot
Let me trample the other one!
I can't resist -
This is the character.

I can't resist
The legs run in a circle on their own.
Without sparing the heel,
I beat off the bastard.

You play more fun
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along if you can
Come out, dancers!”